These shitting in the wrong place stories...man, I’ve been getting stupid drunk my entire life and I have never shit on a nightstand. Am I doing something wrong?

I think that Jessica Jones is probably the best of the Marvel TV lot. But I can understand why it’s not for everyone. It’s probably the least superhero-y of all the properties, and is much more a slow-burn 50's detective noir film.

I was 100% on the Patriots bandwagon when they beat the Rams for that first title, mostly out of dislike for Kurt Warner and wanting to root for the underdog.

Crap man, I’m 34 and I had a “stress reaction” that occurred back in early November, definitely not 100% yet. The podiatrist said it’s time to move on to the Asics, New Balance and Brooks era of my life.

Alright, I’m going to try not to fly off the handle here, but regarding your thoughts that pooping out your dick wouldn’t be such a bad thing.....

They may appear to be attacking the source, but it’s a source that deserves attack and is not maligned nearly enough in this narrative. I can only assume you’re not from the UK otherwise you’d be aware of just how vile this source (the Daily Mail) is. The Daily Mail is a right wing, sexist, xenophobic, nationalistic,…

Give me an example of Lee portraying a “naughty grampa” persona.

While I know it’s not a universally loved adaptation, one of the reasons I like Benedict Lumbersnicker’s take on the character is that he plays Sherlock Holmes as an almost superhuman genius, yet a deeply flawed human being. Drug addict, narrow minded to the point he lacks common sense in some areas, and an absolute…

A second round pick is a huge amount to spend on a lost season. He’s going to be a free agent, so they could have just signed him at the end of the league year. Now they are stuck with the choice the Redskins had with Cousins, either sign a relatively untested player to a big contract, or franchise him digging…

Right? I’m glad I wasn’t the only one bothered by that. This dude must listen to nothing but Prog Rock and is getting tired of the 10 minute overtures.

In my day four minutes was three punk songs.

Patricia goes to Detroit, they they retain Jim Bob Cooter and we spend the entire season following the adventures of “Rocket Man and the Cooter”.

Joules. Family joules. 

This is about Alabama guys, the black vote carried the night and Trump blames her because they are all friends of hers and she couldn’t get them to vote for him.

While the movies were in their initial release, it was popular to treat Christopher as some sort of ogre that was denying audiences what they wanted. But his protectiveness over his father’s works should be respected. It was for him that The Hobbit was originally written. It was him who first read The Lord of the…

She also absolutely hates doggy-style.

Well the problem is she’s never gotten head.

Can we remind ourselves of the fact that every single thing that the Clinton campaign, real journalists, honest pundits, and everyday people warned that would happen with trump as president has in fact happened and continues to happen.

“Actually, Whatever You Like Is Bad” — Essentially the logical endpoint of these articles

Well, Debbie Downer, you could have just summarized this entire post in one single sentence — “I got a rock.”