I have no clue if she really exists or not. I googled her but nothing but her two articles on the Baffler popped up. No Twitter, Facebook, Instagram. Obviously it could be a psudonym, but who knows? Let’s get Deadspin to investigate her. They figured out Manti Teo’s girlfriend was a fake, they can find out if this…

Ok, there’s no way that June Thunderstorm op-ed isn’t some sort of elaborate performance art piece. I refuse to believe these are the opinions of a real person. “June Thunderstorm” is clearly an amalgam of fifty different flavors of insufferable college student combined by computer into a gestalt entity intended to…

I’ll take Reagan’s sunny optimism over Trump’s hysterical fearmongering any day and twice on Sunday.

Irregardless, Boston sucks.

That’s pretty badass. I mean, we can feel how we want politically, but that’s some gangsta-level covering by his handlers.

Bullshit. It’s a perfect metaphor for this country: Tom Brady is the walking embodiment of the concept of privilege. Screw the Pats and screw “positive person” Brady.

Bernie would’ve won.

You’d rather swallow a teaspoon of shit or vomit than a teaspoon of someone else’s semen? Are you handing out glittering prizes to those who suck you off to completion?

No. 1 cracker is anyone who puts Wheat Thins at No. 1

Plus it will be super fun to bitch about States Rights to the Right.

On the subject of double-parking, is there anything more infuriating than some asshole double-parking in the traffic lane and totally destroying the flow of rush hour traffic when there’s an available parking space within a carlength or two? Come on, man, that’s not a school for cripples, your kid can walk the extra…

Icing On The Cake

Willie Parker, aka “Fast Willie Parker”. Undrafted free agent, didn’t even start in college. Went against the grain as a Steelers back. Parker would have 115 yards on eighteen runs into the middle of the line for 45 yards, and four around the end for 70. The Steelers rode him like a mule for 4 seasons, he averaged…

Shitting in the urinal should be called the “onesie-twosie”

19. Amp Lee. All little fast NFL guys should have names related to units of energy.

ill say what i said to liberal friends post election:

The fact that Drew didn’t even realize that purchasing the same snack that was already dangling from the coil would more than likely result in a two-fer of that snack makes me question everything he’s ever written.

I have great mammaries of Emmitt. He was a bacon of light.

You’d seriously never had the vending machine twofer happen before?

“I know, I know, the argument is “He said a lot of hurtful things during the election that have made people feel unsafe and sad.” Key words here are “said” and “feel”. Not did, done, or is doing. These aren’t protests over a specific reason, they’ the emotional outbursts of the spoiled Everyone Gets Participation…