RE: crispy crickets

Wait....these are all your FAVORITE memories?!? What do you talk about with shows you hate? Perhaps someone could supply an imperiously reductive account of ALF as well?

Whelp...you know how they say that genius skips a generation? They said that because of Jr.

As a Seattlite, and someone that was born in RI, I agree...I think you got this one right. Lots of sportshate between Seattle and PDX even tho it’s the PacNW

HOLY SHIT!!! I CRIED!!!! :

ugh. i am forced to agree with your assessment. as much as i have loved all of scifi, throughout my entire life...and plenty of Bradbury...this book bored the living bejeezus out of me.

Plus, drew posted a link in his mailbag two days ago...so there’s that. Plus...there’s the hilarious part...despite the fact that Albert’s obviously never stepped foot in Rhode Island

This needs to be said:

Little pancakes (silver dollar pancakes) are far better because they hold more butter per volume and more crispy edge per volume. EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS!!!

James Potter bullied the hell out of Snape: that’s the final reveal that makes Snape truly sympathetic. He was the real bully and he taught Snape that behavior. James was a frat-boy hazer with limited morals picking on those that didn’t fit in.

This is an HIlarious burn. I actually don’t even know what Kissell was talking about. Perhaps Mr. Dims should work on his grammar?

Dude. Seriously. Let me join the chorus. As an absolute fanboy of Deadspin and now the i09 I can’t figure out what the Fxxing Hell you people are all so up in arms about. At worst, a couple of episodes in, it’s a perfectly average show with a load of potential. Maybe I’m giving them too much credit but with all the…

My friend claims there’s an app you can download to block people’s babies from your facebook account

AAAAAhhhhhhh!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Cheese all over the counter-top? Toppings bloodbath?!? How does that even cut pepperoni on molten cheese and warm sauce?!?

well, the name is Zaphod Burnerbox...which does imply extreme cleverness

vodka in a nalgene is life

I think Dune has to be in the discussion, just based on the sheer enormity of time that passes during the story. Herbert had the whole plot locked in from page 1.

Better Seahawks running back - Marshawn Lynch or Shaun Alexander? Lynch remains a cult hero, but Alexander’s numbers have aged quite well.

This is a question I have been asking for years: Are there any direct comedy sequels that are funnier than the original movie?

this is even more hilarious because he/she missed the joke.