If I had to mess with the rankings...

Drew:

“ONLY the sith speak in absolutes!!!

My college buddies and I used to call this “the ol slippy doo”

“It’s Milli Vanilli.”

Two words: Grant Morrisson

Slick Willie Parker: 5'10" was better than half those guys but also, arguably too large to be small....he sure looked damn small tho...

Hong Kong is also on another level relative to price, variety and quality. Only city I’ve ever been that’s probably better than NY.

Not only is this SO true...shit, I TARGET twofers when I’m not even hungry but yes, gentlemen and gentlegals, I once pulled a stack of $240 from a cash machine from a $60 withdrawal!!!

Heard on 710 Brock and Salk this morning that Wizards of the Coast (sic)...or whoever runs Magic now dropped off a whole boatload of cards last night at the VMAC for Cassius.

I’m afraid this makes me REALLY really pretentious: I have Will Tukuafu, (he’s been cut 3 times this season) because he’s the most recent 2-way player in the league...albeit both positions as a backup. My buddy is pretty certain that there is a grand total of 1 jersey purchased outside of the Tukuafu family.

I can’t believe I missed it!!! #1 is definitely the “aquaduke.” !!!

Dudes and Gals:

my last post and back to my original point: you are using absolutes just like the assholes that you hate. you are the one judging what is asshole-worthy and therefore it is not ok to render your opinion in absolutes. this is reactionary and inflammatory.

Good comeback.

Only the sith speak in absolutes: ... “ONLY one type of person complains...”

For leftover steak you have to slice it THICK and sear the hell out of it on both sides, so the inside of the slice stays that medium-rare or whatever. I use olive oil and a little salt in cast iron.

You forgot kneeling and puking into the bathtub: washes down easier than a sink! I have been getting drunk for years and have never missed porcelain (when indoors) during any of my vomiting escapades. The tub provides a much larger footprint than a toilet and you can even hang over the edge so you’re half into it.

Kordell Stewart pulled that play off successfully years ago for the Steelers.

Peanut butter and hot sauce on pancakes is THE BEST!!!