This is not good! I don’t care how great Tesla is for breaking the mold and bringing EV’s to the masses. When your company is already notorious for panel gaps, you just don’t put shit like this out on display.

“Warehouse Employees Steal Over $35,000 Worth Of Video Cards”...

The frequency of people being charged will go up once they start offering Teslas.

I bet they are speed holes

This really boosts my hope that they keep the original soundtrack and add the option for more recent tracks too.

I’m... a little hesitant?

The Chimera Squad, then, is a group tasked with upholding this “delicate interspecies alliance.”

Yeah, another jacked up boring ass hatch/wagon thing with a CVT and an interior available in stunning shades of blah! That looks like it is pissed off at the world, and will be roughly as much fun as a colorectal exam without anesthesia. Where do I sign up?

“If literally one thing goes wrong—if the team needs to call for help or a tow truck, if they get stopped, if they crash—literally anything goes wrong here and these guys would be pulling resources from an otherwise already overloaded system, not to mention potentially increasing the risk of contracting coronavirus by…

Oof that’s an awful trailer. I really hope that Dark Alliance does better than that.

So... I get what they were trying to do with that trailer and the gopro like camera, but honestly that looked silly.

“Sir, when is the new security system finally going to be in place?”
“Soon™.”
“But it’s been nine years!”
“Hopefully it will have been worth the wait.”

I hear they’ve started developing a new security system after the first one, but it’s still not out of beta.

That’s load-bearing paint.

You sooks need to get over a long haul flight time. As a veteran of dozens of Aus to Europe flights I see a trip to US of 13 hours a short flight. I’d be happy to spend 20 hours flying to London or New York as there is no ginning around at LAX or Singapore or Dubai.

Obligatory:

Because shut up, Kyle.

Because if the cops don’t obey the laws, why should we?

I don’t think this was a good way for Koenigsegg to correct the record. They should have tweeted, “Quick jump on this One:1 before Bonham’s figures out how much it’s really worth”... which would have alerted Koenigsegg’s Saudi clientele, that follow their Twitter page, this auction is coming up and they need to bid…

son: this tesla car is great dad