This is not good! I don’t care how great Tesla is for breaking the mold and bringing EV’s to the masses. When your company is already notorious for panel gaps, you just don’t put shit like this out on display.

“Warehouse Employees Steal Over $35,000 Worth Of Video Cards”...

The frequency of people being charged will go up once they start offering Teslas.

I bet they are speed holes

This really boosts my hope that they keep the original soundtrack and add the option for more recent tracks too.

*Puts tin foil hat on*
I think the reason Apple is investing so heavily in LIDAR on their mobile devices is to pay for development for a product to be used in self driving cars. Whether they are developing their own car, or just building a platform for OEMs, I would bet $7 Apple’s LIDAR goals extend beyond mobile…

I’m... a little hesitant?

The Chimera Squad, then, is a group tasked with upholding this “delicate interspecies alliance.”

Yeah, another jacked up boring ass hatch/wagon thing with a CVT and an interior available in stunning shades of blah! That looks like it is pissed off at the world, and will be roughly as much fun as a colorectal exam without anesthesia. Where do I sign up?

“If literally one thing goes wrong—if the team needs to call for help or a tow truck, if they get stopped, if they crash—literally anything goes wrong here and these guys would be pulling resources from an otherwise already overloaded system, not to mention potentially increasing the risk of contracting coronavirus by…

Servos might need more oil.

The film was released last year and it bombed. Even in China. For obvious reasons. First of all, it’s not a Jackie Chan/Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. They are borderline cameos/small support roles. It is a sequel to a Russian movie. There is dubbing that makes it worse to sit through.

Oof that’s an awful trailer. I really hope that Dark Alliance does better than that.

So... I get what they were trying to do with that trailer and the gopro like camera, but honestly that looked silly.

This entire thing sounds like a Danny McBride / Eastbound and Down episode, complete with Stevie Janowski being Kenny’s hired muscle.

Just imagine the technological breakthroughs that could be achieved if he and will.i.am teamed up...

“Sir, when is the new security system finally going to be in place?”
“Soon™.”
“But it’s been nine years!”
“Hopefully it will have been worth the wait.”

I hear they’ve started developing a new security system after the first one, but it’s still not out of beta.

That’s load-bearing paint.

The decrypt key is kept in a hermetically sealed mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall’s porch. Any other claim is just a lie.