I think it’s unfortunately possible that the following could be a likely scenario, and would make both of their accounts true at the same time: other people in the room (Joan Jett etc, were high / drunk and didn’t realize and/or even remember what they saw... and that if the person being attacked was restrained or was…

Wow.

Yeah... I was in high school (I think 2007ish) when a girl in Kentucky lost both feet when a cable snapped on Superman tower at 6 flags... the cable snapped on the rise up and smacked into everyone on the drop down... they were screaming as they rose but the ride operator said that although it seemed like excessive…

I knew a girl in elementary school who got her nose broken on one of those “Zipper” rides at a summer fair. The ride didn’t malfunction or anything, she just wasn’t belted in properly, so when her cage was spinning and jerking around she shot forward in her seat and smashed her face against the cage. By the time the…

Things that have two things, and one of them breaks, ranked: 1. Testes by way of baseball. 2. Suspenders. 3. Natalie Wood. 4. A bird’s wing. 5. Eggs 6. Television Antenna 7. Contact lens 8. Fortune Cookie. 9. Shoelace. 10. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Yes, if A cannot develop into B, it must be C. That’s totally sensible.

Actually if I left it alone, outside of my uterus, it actually won't turn into much of anything now will it?

“If an embryo is not a person, what is it?”

Though he didn’t mention it in his speech, Rubio has supported three exceptions to making abortion illegal—in cases of rape, incest and if the mother’s life is at stake.

Well said! Those people are always the first to allow the Perfect to be the enemy of the Good, and the last to actually lift a finger.

As a non—gun nut, I take this as proof the ordinary citizens don’t need guns.

Well this was the gun nuts wet dream. The system didn’t work with a 100% perfection rate and someone fell through and committed a crime. But rather than look at what went wrong and try to fix it, now the gun nuts can stand on the roof and scream about how the gun hating anti-American liberals background check system…

Well thank god it was just a failure of the process and not an example of a woefully inadequate system in place to prevent dangerous people from acquiring hand guns. This allows us to ignore fixing any problem, and instead work on the real problem, that being not enough people in this great country have fire arms.…

I was really hating my job until I read about the poor woman who has to charge a 10 year olds cell phone to exactly 99%.

I gotta say, this interview is probably going to be a small pox on Theismann’s reputation.

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

There's a reason MRAs are called "the abuser's lobby."

Family values, where having a father in their lives is more important than the safety of the mother and the wishes of the kids.

This is pretty much EXACTLY what happened to me during my parents divorce. My father was an abusive, selfish, cruel asshole who almost broke my mother’s hand (to say nothing of the years of emotional abuse. My brothers were spared that bullshit, thank god, it was just my mom & I that had to deal with it) & I refused…

Well fuck me sideways. I’ve worked in juvenile justice facilities, and the idea that a judge would send a 9 and 10 year old — assuming against all reason that the 15 year old has actually done some unnamed thing to deserve this — to one to teach their older brother and mother a lesson defies fucking reason. If the…