ok why hasn’t anyone posted the little girl from the taco commercial..”why not both”. men have it both ways and frankly it’s bullshit. mo money n ladies faces on money. i’d rather spend a damn dollar with a lady face on it anyway.

Harriet Tubman on the ten.

Cash has been “on the way out” for decades.

Haha the other day he was sitting on the front porch and this elderly (like 70s at least) tourist couple walked by. The lady was like “Oh my god! That cat looks like Hitler!” And then proceeded to get out her camera and take like twenty pictures of him while calling “Hi Hitler! Hi Hitler!!” over and over. (At least I…

That first cat’s lack of eyebrows is AMAZING.

As long as your sister doesn’t wind up like one of those awful animal hoarders, I fully support her cat lady-ness.

If you’ve ever had a job that involved serving customers *anything,* food or not, these stories trigger memories. And the “no food” clause is conveniently at the beginning so you can skip them if you wish.

Don’t use opentable, just bribe the host.

He put his own sign in the parking lot. I don’t actually NEED a video of him being shitty to the employees to know that he was.

I’d drool, but it’s Ramadan and I’ve no moisture to spare. x_x

To get what they want at the expense of every person in their immediate vicinity.

Teenagers behaving poorly in restaurants is one of the things that, probably beyond all reason and rationality, causes me to experience a momentary blinding rage. Oh, are you being rude? Is it to let off steam from your super-tough day? You know, the day that started with someone paying all of your bills and…

Do restaurant staff come into your office, yell at you, and then tell you how to do your job?

This comment is everything wrong with America.

NOPE. Unless they specifically ask you for advice, do not give advice, ever, for any reason. If they’re shitty, welp, they’re shitty, but you telling them how to be better will not make them less shitty, it will only serve your own need for self-aggrandizement.

He just thinks they’re laughing out of the pure joy of being around so much Ferrari awesomeness at one time. Ferrari Laughing Only. All other laughing will be penalized.

I’ve seen people act almost exactly like Ferrari guy, only with Harley Davidson.

More like, the vast majority of kidnappers know the child’s name.

... because the kidnapper is the estranged ex-spouse.

Don’t want your child kidnapped, suck it up and don’t get divorced.

I’m pretty sure the number one thing that leads to kidnapping is people deciding to kidnap.

Yeah, this hater is pretty clearly not a person who's been to rural Ireland. You don't have to go too far outside of Belfast to encounter this attitude, still. When we were there less than 5 years ago, we were asked to "attest" to the fact that we were married before the proprietor of a guest house would give us a…