Actually, this is an article about a woman who is in a consensual relationship in which she gets eaten out and refuses to give blow jobs. She never says she's entitled, just that that's the arrangement she's found that works for her.

Yes. Sorry to break the tragic news with you, but we are on a collision course with the Andromeda galaxy.

I agree with you re: the jeans.

I actually felt a little bile in the back of my mouth. I have no idea what this proposed fuckoff abomination is, but if you call it a Reuben we will have to fight. Wars have been fought over less, and mine is a just cause.

Careful, now you're going to have a bunch of health-conscious idiots committing hate crimes while trying to achieve superior food.

I once had a short friend accuse me of scratching my crotch in public. I was scratching my knee. It just happened to be crotch-height on her.

I honestly don't know who those things are for - I'm 5'10 and wouldn't wear them to do housework in, even IF I could find them in an inseam fit for me, which doesn't exist. The thought of wearing high-water palazzo pants makes me both laugh and feel a little ill. So if they're not manufacturing them in model-height…

I'm not even ready to read the rest of this review before I come to comment on how inane the first paragraph is. "Target thinks we should be happy for anything, as proof let me present this quote from a model saying exactly what Jezebel and comparable sites have been saying for ages."

I love those Revlon creme shadow pots. The exact one you've got pictured has one "shadow" that so exactly matches my own eyelid skin that I use it after mascara to cover lash marks and mistakes instead of trying to scrub off waterproof makeup without also taking off all my other makeup, AND it remains slighly damp…

The food truck is explicitly stated to be in Amsterdam. Food waste in America is particularly egregious, so the number was probably included to enforce the severity of the problem, which is an authorial choice you may or may not agree with. And Canada geese have been introduced to northern Europe and are present…

Basically that whole anti-foie gras article was someone (I'm not about to look up/tag the author) screaming "I don't understand how goose anatomy differs from my own, but I'm perfectly happy to ascribe my own thoughts and feelings to a bird!"

If cooked bugs tasted like cooked shellfish, I would never have a roach problem in my kitchen again. My question is, do they get "meaty" when cooked, like a crab? Like, could you crack open a spider leg and extract a whole piece of meat? I suspect not, and texture issues are the root of a lot of otherwise…

The only thing I have to add to this conversation is that pigeons are fucking delicious - my boss's mother made pigeons stuffed with rice while I was in Sudan, and it was exceptionally good, although she was reluctant to tell me what it was for fear that I might be somehow squeamish. The fact that the bird was served…

I would say not liking the taste is not an acceptable reason to send a dish back. I mean, that's why you get Kitchenette articles about people asking millions of questions about menu items. I acknowledge that it's pretty tough for restaurants to deny someone's desire to send something back for any reason (I mean, how…

It makes a HUGE difference, if for nothing else than that it's actually possible for a chef to screw up a plate of food, whereas it's really, really unlikely for something to actually be wrong with a bottle of wine. There's a qualitative difference between a steak being burnt, for example, and a bottle of wine being…

I can't even get into hating on these weird restaurants because I'm too busy hating on the French tourists in the first one instead. Who the hell rejects wine that someone spent time digging out for you? You are allowed a taste of the wine first to see if it's corked, that is, gone off. It's almost impossible for wine…

This is literally patriarchy in action. It doesn't matter what the food is, caviar or cake or anything, most bros wouldn't even LOOK at it too hard for fear of the implications.

If you are reading that statement and somehow think "oh, the person writing this thinks this is okay," then you might want to revisit Hooked on Phonics, because your reading comprehension is not up to snuff.

Um that Violet Chachki look would win any given Project Runway, that's how great it is. I want it like fire. I watched the video fully 30 times in a row.

I just think about it in terms of "what if some of these things had happened around me when I was home?" What if I saw a man shot to death in front of me in Baltimore? What if a woman I knew had traumatic flashbacks upon seeing her rapist in my neighborhood in DC? Would anyone be surprised that those things affected…