I have to say, if I was invited to an ex's wedding, I 100% would not go unless we were REALLY good friends still. Like we still meet up for beers and call each other on the reg friends. Sometimes you just don't have to go to every damn party, you know?

I'm going to be annoyed remembering this for the next 35 years on your behalf, that's how bad this is.

You KNOW those exact same people who sat down to write an e-mail about how awful you were are the exact same people who wouldn't bother returning an RSVP card until you phoned or Facebooked them about it. Like, if I'm going to be chasing you down on the internet, and you're complaining right now on the internet, then…

I SAW that. A lot of their costumes are overpriced and stupid - like I'm going to spend $70 on a generic "movie star" costume when I could use a long dress I already have and get a faux stole for $5 on ebay - but that Downton costume is both spot on and made of pieces that'd be a lot harder to get for cheap at my…

I'm just very-gently ribbing you, so please don't worry about it!

Gosh, there is nothing I love more then watching people get into a pissing contest of Who Can Say the Most New York Thing in comments. I mean, there is my strange, uncommon fondness for root canals, but that's really just a "me" thing, you know?

This is possibly my favorite article on Jezebel of all time. I'm a 1D fan and a Caroline-Watson-adjacent-to-the-band fan, and it's great to see her talk about her work and her process and also come off as such a thoughtful cool person.

She is a gem. My only request I would ever make for her (repeated every red carpet) is Please Let Niall Wear Something Special - but it sounds like he's got to grow into that before it happens, which is, you know? Fair. Totally fair.

UM I WANT A PICTURE RIGHT NOW PLEASE AND THANK YOU. (Those actually ARE some of my favorite Lackey books, by virtue of being the first I ever read).

The fact that they are showing their hair at all is pretty scandalous. Also I wonder where they plugged in their hair dryers for those great blowouts!

I literally picked up my first Mercedes Lackey book because of the thrill I got seeing a shelf of 20 or so of those gorgeous Jody A. Lee covers. And boy, was that an obsession that lasted the remainder of my adolescence. I'd still probably tear through the entirety of the Heralds of Valdemar given a week-long beach…

I don't know whether to read that as "Literally everything that doesn't support my current niche interests and causes is bad!" or the last febrile ramblings of a dying stroke victim. It doesn't make sense either way.

Peter Dinklage should be careful about doing abrupt 180s when walking in front of taller men, unless he wants to get a foreheadful of Jerome Flynn's meat and veg.

"I mean, if it makes you happy to detonate a suicide bomb in a public market, then you do you, gurlfriend!"

I urge you, if you are engaging in BDSM practice with that kind of understanding of consent, to stop immediately.

Well, no. That's the premise of BDSM in real-life practice, but in the book a lot of what happens to the main female character falls firmly into the realm of non-consensual sexual assault and rape.

It's almost like a writer who had a deadline and decided bitchy gets pageviews. Almost eerily, exactly like.

Don't stress about it, this is just a classic Jezebel maneuver - "We gave an overly-ardent tonguebath to something when it was new, now it's been around for a while and it turns out some people don't like it/it has problematic elements, so now we must claw at it every time it makes a move to pay for our own sins."

It's kind of a Thing with Girls. The main 4 characters all have alliterative names, I'm guessing that this new side-circle of characters centering around Adam and his new girlfriend are going to have a similar theme where they're all double-barreled first names.

Exactly. And, surely, this is actually what abortion is like for some people? I've never had one, but if I got pregnant this would be me, only with the added novelty of scraping under the couch cushions for $500 in pocket change. As much as abortion isn't talked about much at all in popular entertainment, I think a…