Waitasec, you can get a loan to pay off a debt from the holders of the debt (if I'm reading the paragraph about the RFF IOU properly)?

Yes, someone please help this person, they lack a critical eye and a link to YouTube or Spotify!

Robert Pattinson must be having the time of his fucking life dating her. Good for both of them!

My mom's eyeglasses and my grandmother's diabetes medication are all the leverage I need to win every fight!

If it were me, police would definitely be called. Because police are trained first responders, and bitch would need some serious first aid after I was finished.

They're only in the 3 transfer stations, but they were there in 2006-2007, when I was there!

This is like how I said something kind-of-maybe salty about that "What it's like to be an adult One Direction fan" article (on another article, yet!) and had Madeline reply that she's SO sorry that she gave "young girls a platform to talk about something they're passionate about." Like, sorry, if the article was about…

I feel like this is the time when a single eloquently raised eyebrow would be best deployed.

Neil deGrasse Tyson was a black kid raised in the Bronx, educated in the New York public school system, who went on to get his BA in Physics from Harvard, his Master's in astrophysics from University of Texas, and his PhD in astrophysics from Columbia. Those are degrees most people don't have the intellectual capacity…

The thing that makes me mad is that everyone involved is too old for this nonsense!

It took a lot for me to overcome my aversion to even so noble a figure as Neil deGrasse Tyson after listening to his repeated uses of "I'm just sayin'" on his StarTalk show.

Starred for admitting that that pizza is the worst.

I am the brown-haired cartoon who just can't take it any more and runs around in distress waving his hands in the air.

Pardon! You are exactly correct! If I could still edit the post, I'd correct it.

If you have time, you should watch the others on YouTube. This is my favorite, because of the one sadfaced guy who slides down the window, but the ones that teach people to Let Old People Sit Down and Keep Your Dog on a Leash (dogs are allowed on Prague's Metro if they have a ticket) are also great.

The example is about Leo and Claire Danes from Romeo + Juliet, though. I haven't heard any substantiating rumors about that one, either.

I felt that way about 2 of those 3 examples.

I used to do the lurker thing when forced to interact with my dad's family (we didn't know each other, my cousins are the most perfect specimens of human beauty, and they had more money than us, so it was awkward), but if I had EVER told an adult that I hated them for ANY reason, I would've gotten a sharp slap across…

The episode of my OWN worst behavior on the Metro was the time my friend and I were on our way to a party, and sharing the platform with a girls' dance school and their moms who were down from New Jersey for a competition - all these tweens with too much makeup and perfect hair and matching satin jackets, and their…

I'm SO into mass action and fun, but so NOT into people potentially getting inundated with things they didn't sign up to participate in, so this is a conundrum for me.