Does anybody else get the feeling that some of those existential crises are the only times we are truly sane?

Hahahahaha I love that the literal translation for “prostitute” in French is “night girlfriend.” Knowing Ronaldo though, that seems like a likely scenario.

I spent the last 24 hours desperately searching for Midweek Madness.

Also Queen Karabo Anna Mots’oenengthe. The corset and the split detailing are all yes.

I’ve never been married and if I do get married to My Fella, I doubt I’d wear a big white gown. I don’t even want that kind of ceremony. But I’d get the Mary. I have broad shoulders, I’m busty, and I’m short and fat. That one would work for me the drapery elongating me. But not in white, b/c I look like I have jandice…

I would like to go on record and say that Adderall and alcohol absolutely DO mix. You do you, Jessica Simpson.

If Kate Moss called me a basic bitch I’d get it emblazoned on a t-shirt and proudly tell everyone the back story at every opportunity.

Well, fingers crossed! KY politics are just a mess, and I honestly don’t think he could fuck up our “system” any more than it already fucks itself up.

Yeaaah, this would be so much funnier* if Augusta was in the Elmore Leonard “hells of eastern Kentucky” part of the state as opposed to being on the Ohio border, just a bit outside Cincinnati. But either way it’s outside the five boroughs, so who gives a fuck, amirite?

*no, not really.

As a George Clooney fan, I have say Yay for George showing mad respect to his hometown and family.
As an Amal fan, I have to say Yay for a posh Brit stepping outside of her comfort zone for the hubs
And as a native Kentuckian, I would say go fuck yourself for making fun of the state, but we Kentuckians have too much…

1) george has been a long-time supporter of things here in cincinnati. he shot a film here a couple of years ago, and he was, in fact, two blocks up the street from me in northside (a small, awesome, eclectic neighborhood about 10-15 minutes north of downtown, but i’m biased ‘cos i’ve lived here on and off for about…

yeah, as a Kentuckian, I’m not offended by the attempt to make fun of our accents, I’m offended by how wrong it is. Also, that joke runs out way before this article ended.

As a native Kentuckian (who once even spent a year working with George Clooney’s sister), let me politely invite you to go fuck yourself.

Lemme guess - New York or LA? Your flyover state arrogance is showing. Yikes, I hope poor Amal didn’t get the crabs mingling with all these filthy plebs!

What label a person ascribes to themselves should be their own choice. That would be the feminist thinking. It’s not a fucking cult and they’re not the only ones saying they’re for equality.

I don’t have much to add, because this is great, but I will say this: I was really struck by the fact that, in facing down her death, Betty showed more of a level head, less selfishness, and more maturity than she had ever had before. It made me so sad and so proud of her, in a way. I just thought she was showing true…

I’ve been using duolingo.com for Spanish recently. They also have a Russian language. I’ve been holding out for Japanese which they promised a long time ago, but have yet to put it up there. Check it out! It’s free!

A Facebook friend made the best point yesterday. People really missed out on using a better term than “Dad Bod”, “Father Figure”.