I thought it was known that he used steroids? Wouldn’t that make this a lot easier? As we get older (past the age of 30) we suffer at least 2 problems: one is that the amount of growth factor hormones in our blood stream decreases, but the other is that the 212 types of penultimate stem cells we have (to generate the…

No! There has to be weird, secret occult shit! Otherwise, it’s just any other procedural.

Secret occult history was pretty much why I wanted to watch it.

I felt like an ass when I was irritated that we were getting quotes, not pix + quotes. Then I realized I am a 45 yo woman and died a little.

Hideously FABULOUS, rather.

Oh gosh, if only my Nose Correction Bungee Cables had arrived on time!

So the James Spader SECRETARY was a reboot? The dickens you say...;)

I completely thought that had to be some sort of gender identity coming out thing when I saw it. People are gross in their need for stuff. And I like stuff.

OMG! I thought at first it was a party where someone announces they are transgendered and are switching over! I think I’ve been living in California too long. LOL.

Gee whillakers, this is a dangerous article for us working gals. If the boss finds out I'm lollygagging on the old microfiche, he'll have me bent over my desk all night!

So, is anyone going to point out to the girl in the header ad that the reason “dainty” Jean gets so many dates is that she’s clearly slamming ass* all over town? How are so many men noticing her pure panties?

Madonna fans out there: can you help me understand not being embarrassed by her whole look these days? It’s not so much that it’s age-inappropriate, because she’s goddamn Madonna and she can wear whatever she wants, and I’m not interested in forcing a woman of any age into some socially prescribed model of…

Thank you. I'm actually friends with all of my exes since him, too. That's mostly because I try very hard to treat others with respect (and demand it in return), don't invest 100% of myself in another person (anymore) and don't date assholes just to not be alone. That's 40 for ya, kids: the wrinkles and saggy tits…

NO LIFE & STYLE. This is not “the Queen Mum”, this is the actual QUEEN OF ENGLAND, ELIZABETH II. “The Queen Mum” was mother, who was also named Elizabeth; the nickname was supposed to help avoid this confusion but apparently it’s ineffective on stupid American tabloids.

I love Holloway as both characters. That said, Kaa is one of the characters I'm most looking forward to seeing and hearing in both these new live-action versions. I love that both of them will be female. I wonder if either of them will be good (not as in "entertaining, and a quality portrayal", but as in "not a…

My husband and I took (what we thought was) X at an enormous music festival in Morocco and then immediately lost another in the crowd of dancing locals.

My husband and I were only 19 and 20, respectively, when we married. We had gotten engaged after only knowing each other for five months, to the chagrin of our parents, but we were in love...and desperate to get away from our parents' homes. That being said, as young and poor as we were, we probably wouldn't have…

That is one brave button. Hold fast, little guy!

I hope she remembers to send Ray J a thank you note.

See, but Tyga is one of those people I DO NOT want in my yard.