People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

Try this... place buttons higher than 3 feet off the ground..... mmkay?

Try this... place buttons higher than 3 feet off the ground..... mmkay?

How is the rubber band going to rewind itself?

They. Are. Not. Using. Encryption?!?!?

I should’ve hung out at home a little longer. But I wanted to avoid the heavy stigma of being over 30 and at home...

In my view, after the very fundamental maxim, Spend less than you earn, "understanding that financial decisions are about more than just money" is a key to success. A great example is home ownership: For some people renting is less expensive and it helps them remain open to new opportunities. For me owning my home…

[...]moving out of your parent’s house isn’t the best financial decision.

To Translate : “Net Neutrality is great, as long as it doesn’t impact my company’s stock value. You understand? It is great up until the point when a new disruptive app hits the market like ello or WhatsApp or something like it and I have to get into a bidding war with Google to keep those fuckers from burying my…

...Can’t you just stick it on top of the Xbox instead? Does the order of stacking matter?

There already is a dislike button on Facebook.

You and I, my friend, have very different tastes in pornography. Different strokes, I guess!

I bet he named that spreadsheet “SpreadShit”

I thought that this equation was somehow related to me being here, as in “alive”.

I was surprised, but not disappointed. I enjoyed the article, even if it did not explain my life and I am still wandering around in nihilistic misery.

Oh thank goodness...I was wondering if I’d have to reset my parent’s router, all because they lost the piece of paper I explicitly told them not to lose. :D

Only after the shit storm she created made her look incompetent. She’s trying to save her own ass at this point and its painfully obvious.

I am leery of any technology that might make Florida useful.

You’d have a hard time choosing a less persuasive sample picture to sell this service.

so their “scientific” experiment included ONE data point. genius.

Stupidity level: infinite