Would you if there was $2,000,000,000 on the line?

Did anybody ever ask for Google Assistant in the first place?  Doesn’t change the fact that once it was available, everybody had to have it.

This post really makes no sense. US currency used to be based on silver...that is no longer the case. What makes the US dollar work anything? The fact that people accept it and use it to trade goods and services. To that point, BitCoin - if accepted by retailers as valid - is just as much a currency. The difference is…

“cock sauce” ಠ_ಠ 

“But I knew that over the long term the market always goes up”

Too bad I rarely watch YouTube videos in chrome mobile.

If the dodo has only been extinct for 350 years, can’t we clone it from its DNA in those bones?

Why would you remove air resistance from the equation? I get making things easier by assuming a equal density and perfect sphere, but removing air resistance is a pretty big factor in falling. Why not pretend we are in space and flying around the sun at near light speed?

“Because why not?” Probably because I would use the $16 more then a laminator..

“Because why not?” Probably because I would use the $16 more then a laminator..

Worked for the eGC for me too

Worked for the eGC for me too

This List Shows When Nexus Devices Will Likely Stop Receiving Android Updates

Interesting when you think about it. Consider death by falling, people who have had to jump to their deaths from a large height. Terminal velocity (assuming they were able to reach it, they would have to be 1,500 feet up) is 173.9 feet per second, if consciousness works at a 400 milliseconds delay then the last thing…

Please don’t ask logical questions...this is Gizmodo.

Probably worth noting that the $180 only gets you the opener, if you want the mobile app connectivity you have to buy the MyQ Hub with it, or get the package that comes bundled with it for $230

Probably worth noting that the $180 only gets you the opener, if you want the mobile app connectivity you have to…

Or just use Google Keep to share lists and bring them mobile.

Wait...Darth Vader DIES!?! SPOILER ALERT!

I was under the impression that GPS was far more accurate than commercial devices allow because the Feds required GPS developers put software restrictions on the accuracy to ensure it wasn’t used for guided weapons.

S3X .... it’s not a coincidence .... Tesla is using subliminal sex messages to sell cars!

The quickest way to get head hunters to go away on LinkedIn is by telling them my minimum required salary to switch jobs.

I‘m a huge fan of planning out your withholdings appropriately so you don’t give the Feds a huge interest free loan. I then take the “extra” money that I have in my paycheck, apply it to the correctly budgeted categories, and save the rest. Maybe I’m overthinking this.

I‘m a huge fan of planning out your withholdings appropriately so you don’t give the Feds a huge interest free loan.…