Wait...so I didn’t actually GAIN an hour of sleep? I just OFFSET my day? WTF!?!? This whole time I thought I was like ... YEAH, 1 EXTRA HOUR OF LIFE!

Yeah...fuck education reform when we have DST and Pot Legalization to worry about!

No Pittsburgh? I would think 2 out of 3 sides protected by rivers as well as a mountainous overlook and relatively small population density would put them up there for defensibility.

It’s like velcro...but for metal!

Who the fuck cares what Zuckerberg thinks?

That’s racist.

Thank God you didn’t waste my time teaching me how to peel a mediocre potato in five seconds...

Tshooting Internet issues, routing, webservers etc.

But then the gap will show all the dust I failed to clean.

I’m a fan of the Googlesphere. Google is a way of life, it is living a well balanced lifestyle. Apple is like driving around town in the shiny new car and going home to your shitty trailer to sleep. It’s the whole service vs product mentality.

I don’t recall Kickstarter’s ToS being a binding contract. If you didn’t want to get fucked by some random group of dudes on the Internet, DON’T GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY!

Wouldn’t it have to be fired twice? Once to raise the apoapsis, and another time to raise the periapsis? Or are they ok with a somewhat elliptical orbit? ...I play a lot of KSP.

If I wanted to bake bread like this...what recipe would I search for? This looks delicious!

He would have been truly crazy if he didn’t plug his nose before jumping in the water!

I imagine the conversation went something like this. “Hey guys, let’s solve a problem that people didn’t know they had and get people to spend a shit ton more money on something that costs almost nothing currently...”

“At $8, There’s No Reason Not to Own a Kitchen Scale” - I’m sorry Shep...$8 is more valuable to me then a scale that will sit in a drawer. DON’T YOU TELL ME HOW TO SPEND MY MONEY!

“At $8, There’s No Reason Not to Own a Kitchen Scale” - I’m sorry Shep...$8 is more valuable to me then a scale that…

GOOD! Those fucking things are everywhere...WHO NEEDS THEM!?!

Now if only I could speak correctly....

It’s nice ... but I think it needs more antennas.

Now let me program it to buy whatever the fuck I want off Amazon and you have a deal....