@Erinaceus: @dkl415: That would blow my mind

@darkhorse2100: If that's the case, then they actually have a lot of time. Hell they could just start shooting random establishing shots on January 1st and they'd be fine for the rest of the year. That makes me wonder what all the rush is about..

@justvisiting: *head explodes*

@justvisiting: Your statement is like a riddle! So, that means everybody...always?...got paid to not not make a shitty movie? Hold on, wait, don't tell me yet, I got this...

Certain rights to the hero do revert to the heirs of Jerry Siegel in 2011, so that's likely what the Warners are referring to.

I smell an Oscar

So I watched the episode.

@amazingmao: If you go to the youtube channel that the embedded opening links to and hunt around, you can find the whole episode and see for yourself.

Nicely done. And the water was rendered! Impressive

@Zuldim: And Soylent Green is people. Delicious, delicious people.

@Steffilarue: I believe Jackson wanted to include elements from "the Silmarillion" and "Lost Road" as well, since there's about a 0% chance of those ever becoming movies.

@collex: that would be nice, but this is pop culture Star Trek, written by the guys who create 'hey I recognize this!' characters and set pieces. You know it's going to be Klingons.

@Asbestos_Underwear: Earth has three things that no other planet has. The first is plastic, which we synthesized. This can pretty much be created anywhere though, so it's not much of a big deal unless the aliens actually somehow became advanced without figuring it out (of course once they *do*, stealing ours will…

We could easily thwart this without the need for extraterrestrial life to exist. Simply gather up all the stupid and useless people, tell them the Earth is doomed, and then shoot them off into Space claiming that "we'll be right behind you, we just have to take care of a few things first, we swear." Ta-da! Instant…

@Bustout: So you see, by moving the wolves into Yellowstone and out of the Keebler forest, we get stronger wetlands, and also more cookies!

@QuatlooMillionaire: Look...what we're all trying to say here is...just read the book, alright?

@atrus123: don't forget to factor in the curve

@ameliabearhart: Yeah, anti-organizational religion more than anything. It would be better to call them, "David Hume Religious Philosophy for Kids"...but that takes longer to say and requires that you know something about philosophy beyond Jesus soundbites.

@Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: why is he so sure this planet has life on it? Because he delivers their damn presents every year, too.

I distinctly recall this being a joke in a Tim Dorsey novel. And here it is! Life imitates art! It also imitates hilarious 3rd degree burns, apparently