This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this person.

Fried chicken? No way that guy eats anything so closely connected to black people. It’s only full fat mayo on crackers and tater tot casserole for Bannon.

Looks like he’s out of control with the KFC, too.

“I don’t have any intentions of pretending that we can get along with him,” Waters said. “He has defined himself, we know who he is, we know what he cares about and I don’t why any of us would try and make ourselves believe that he is anything other than what he has shown us to be.”

Her hands off really amped up around the whole bus thing coming out. I can’t imagine that went over well with him bragging about trying to cheat on her. People are so surprised by what he said to realize what he didn’t say that is more important to her. Then they made her go on television and defend him.

I have a metric by which I measure my sobriety. If I ever find myself rocking out and really enjoying Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down I immediately cut myself off.

She’s not “feminist” so much as just “astoundingly self-interested.”

I wouldn’t even say she’s a feminist for white women. I would say she’s a feminist for white women named Megyn Kelly.

The Kelly File is cable news’ second-most popular program

I watched her on Charlie Rose and started to wonder if she was legit, then remembered her body of work. Then this. Then that. Then what the fuck does she stand for? Whatever you want her to stand for, apparently. I’m a journo major who chose other avenues for income, but my education tells me she lacks the neutral…

What would be the ultimate diss is if no one tuned into his swearing in and no one bother to go. Not even to protest. Just give him absolutely no attention and treat it like an average day. That would drive Trump crazier than any protest. He wants attention. Any attention. So that he can either play the hero or the…

I wouldn’t be shocked if he has never heard of the song before at all. And with his staff running around and going, “No one tell him. It’s best if he doesn’t know,” in order to keep the peace.

Please. Trump just thinks she’s offering to sing a song about seedless watermelons.

Those Scotch, taking all our jobs. He should be using American Tape.

This tape would be so much better.

The most awesome thing about this is how much damage it will do to the people who actually voted for this person.

“In the distance a dog bark
Do he bite?
Kill my landlord.
Kill my landlord.”

There were 10 whole words in that tweet! You could hardly expect him to read ALL of them.

SEE

That’s actually an argument I use when I’m phone banking for the Clinton campaign. I remind people that Hillary has never publicly thrown her IT people under the bus; she took responsibility like a boss. We all know what BabyMan Trump would do in the same situation.