If you look up thirst in the Southern Dictionary, there’s a pic of Landon with a glass of lemonade.

“Later, he called and left me a message. ‘Can you believe this? Who would say this? I don’t want people to think this about you,’” she said. “He thought that I would try to go out with him...”

No quality human being willingly claims friends in Utah.

The worst part of all of this, is that everything that we are forced to endure now (“lock her up” etc) are things that will be amplified throughout her presidency.

Just did the math — I’ve been disgusted by Sean Penn for six years longer than his new girlfriend has been alive.

Why all the hate on gladiator sandals, Trump is crocs

I am probably in the minority here but I think sex addiction is bullshit. Countless other addictions have real and verifiable effects on the human body. Where does “sex addiction” start and “entitlement” end?

If you are a traditional Democratic voter who chooses to vote for Gary Johnson or Jill Stein or just not to vote, because you “don’t trust” Hillary Clinton, please go ahead and consider yourself my mortal enemy.

Taylor is a former pro hockey player and currently works at a financial firm.

I would choose the nearest shark.

Ben & Jerry have been legit “woke” [pauses to hork for using the term as intended] since most of the people reading this were in diapers or potentially even earlier.

I think it’s wonderfully optimistic that you think he’ll feel shame over this.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

I don’t give Megyn the benefit of the doubt like I do Shep Smith. Shep seems to go off script a lot more often, to the point that I think the only thing keeping at FNC is his personal relationship with Roger Ailes and Fox wanting to appear fair and balanced, than Kelly. You notice Shep is still stuck on daytime while…

I can’t even think about Megyn Kelly without getting angry. Ms. “maternity leave is a handout, except for when I need it.” ugh. I seriously hate her. And to be completely, over-sharingly honest, I hate all women like her. All the Megyn Kellys of the world who know very well what patriarchy is and how it hurts us all,…

No.