Because he wants to get divorced at McDonald’s?

Have fun! It is such an awesome game. I am on my New Game+ run and the enemies are amped up even further.

For the same reason, I and many other people resent EA for forcing us to use Origin, because Steam is better. Though battlenet is at least less annoying than Origin so we have that going for us.

Oh look, another Jalopnik thread where a bunch of grumpy old curmudgeons bitch that about every truck that isn’t just like the beater they drove in the 50s.

I’m a significant way through the game and past the first four bosses and I have not encountered any invulnerable enemies from the front. There are big robots that take less damage frontally but there is nothing wrong with that. The staggers are complex. It matters where you hit the enemy if it is armored, what and…

You unlock shortcuts through the maps that let you get back to bosses fairly quickly. Which is good because they are going to kill you several times.

The controls are very crisp and responsive. Tha animation speed depends on the weapons and armor involved. Some strike extremely quickly and some have a large windup.

It is a little counter intuitive but when you see the PAX winding up for an attack dash TOWARDS it. Unless it is about to stomp.If it is stomping get the hell away from it.

This game is awesome. I love the industrial sci-fi setting. Reminds me of Aliens and Dead Space. The combat can be extremely fast and very lethal. Learning the enemies and finding the right gear and weapons to best them has been so satisfying. Oh, and the maps are fantastic. Some people are raging about them but I…

Right!? I just have so much fun with them and I think they are in a good place now. DICE has toned them down. In the beta they were four legged gods who feasted on fear and the bones of the trampled. You could hit a horse with a armored car and the car would explode and the horse would still be standing there in the…

Hush you, Cavalry is hilariously fun and one of the best things to be in Battlefield in years. My murder-equine deserves no nerfs.

The game’s late game content was sparse on release. That coupled with terrible PvP scaling really sucked the life out of the player base. So it has been an uphill battle from there which wasn’t helped that two of the paid DLCs were things that nobody wanted that added little to the end game content. The core game…

Looks like grandma has a lead foot to get that little Ford to monster truck up on the other car like that.

Hey this is the Webster Parrish police department. We were calling to let you know that we found your stolen truck. Just come on by the precinct and you can have it back.

Yeah bro this guy who is literally, not figuratively, literally one of the best overwatch players in the world is only there cause he mains Winston. I bet he would beat you like a rented mule with any character in the game.

Wow that is insanely tedious.

I really love the fight at the end of the Revenant. There is nothing pretty about it and it is brutal. One of the best fights in a movie ever.

It was pretty hilarious watching it flop so spectacularly on PC though. Farm Simulator 17 has more concurrent players. That right there is just funny.

I had forgotten about that game. I played it as a kid and being the little scrublord I was had to cheat my way through the campaign. Per Google it is open source now to play on PC! Welp I know what I am doing this weekend.

You gotta give some love to the Scorched Earth doctrine Hummels for artillery grieving. Those things were the tits.