Everyone loves Boomer. Boomer is a bottom tier scrub lord. That’s right I said it. The real best companion is Peaches the cougar. AKA, Peaches the goddamned mass murdering mountain lion who feasts on the souls of people like a fat kid in a candy store. Boomer can suck it. Peaches rules.

Yeah, yeah we get it you are poor and can’t afford a truck with a crew cab or you are like 89 and don’t like change.

My paranoia spiked to spectacular levels when I was back in the Ishimura. As a series I love Dead Space and I adore the world building.

I like it a lot. Learning that one of the principle actors is a rapey scientologist is a real drag. My only complaint about the show itself is the stupid goddamn laugh track. I’ve never understood how that was or why that was a thing.

How dare EA expect me to play a game for longer than 15 minutes and have access to all the multiplayer content. This is an outrage!

What a goddamned moron.

Even if you take it as a direct taunt, it is incredibly tame.

You are much more trusting than I am in an age of constant high profile corporate malfeasance. Shrapnel Laden airbags, rigged emissions tests, falsified metal reports, financial institutions storing socials security numbers as plain text, oh yeah that whole narrowly avoided 2nd depression. That’s just that shit off…

How about no? Can we just nope this back into Pandora’s box?

Love it, made me laugh out loud.

Wolfenstein has been about killing Nazis since the 1980s, Get over it.

Reality has a liberal bias.

“Because its [sic] fun to rage and see streamers cry about how loaded they are and then get them stomped anyways.”

I’ve never driven under the influence. You can 100% kiss my ass. Also, you were breaking the law and if you caught would have been charged with a DUI you moron.

Stupid people do stupid things. Yes, random person who drives under the influence or while very tired, this means YOU, stupid. Best Case, you severely injure yourself. Bad case, you die. Worst case, you kill some innocent bystander(s) because you are stupid. Stop being stupid.

So much “TRIGGERED!!!!!!” in the article. Soccer sucks dude, just accept it.

Soccer sucks.

Okay, this looks awesome.

The guy who said the plane is literally invisible was Trump, not the author of the article you dolt.

So they are review bombing the developer for their country’s actions. That seems logical. I guess games are shitty everywhere.