In before the debate even gets started.

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

Dear Kellyanne,

Pretty disgusted with her cutesy “Kellyanne Conoway” name. I’d prefer “Shitspew McGarbageface.

It’s been reported that NATO allies (and Israel) are reluctant to share intelligence with the US because they’re afraid it will leak to the Russians.

Seriously fuck all of those people who pretended that Hillary was worse than Donald. Not only was she competent, she would have been a great president. The people who voted for this orange buffoon all deserve to suffer the consequences of their vote.

Since the information is “declassified”, that means everyone can file a FOIA request. Refusing to do so shows that he didn’t officially declassify it and intentionally revealed state secrets.

Surely, the complete statement will be: “The president can declassify information at any time, and share it with officers of an enemy foreign power, while simultaneously denying allegations of collusion with that power.”

One of the reporters for the piece was just on NPR. The president literally had a script, apparently went off script and began to brag about—I shit you not—how he gets the best intelligence. At which point, you have to assume the Russian ambassador broke out and put on his fake handlebar mustache and began twisting it…

No no no, this is totally different. Hillary *deleted* classified information. Trump just shared it with Russia and anyone dining at Mar-a-Lago. Lock her up!

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

It’s OK, you guys. The WaPo comment section assures me that this is FAKE NEWS.

I went over to BB to see how it is being reported and the message boards. A couple of things noticed:

The only reason you have trouble breathing is because you were greedy enough to start breathing in the first place.

Donald Trump thinks a “high risk pool” is when there’s a black person swimming at Mar-A-Lago.

I’ll tackle that second question. To preface this, I am transgender and medically transitioning.

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

Same thing that happens to all the other people who say awful shit?

Too many women, especially women of color, have had a lifetime of practice taking precisely these kinds of indignities in stride,” Clinton said.

Here on in, what percentage of her meals will have spit in them?