Someone please, please, please ask him why Houston is flooding......

“There were no ‘Where is Roger’ chants during the Steelers dominating victory last night, period.” #SpicerFacts

Having respect for transgender people and also believing Kaitlin Jenner may be a phony are not mutually exclusive points of view.

I feel like a person whose introduction to porn was their rapist abductor kind of doesn't have the most level starting point for a conversation about the subject. But maybe that's just me.

Reminds of that time I was trying to take a routine shit in the toilet and I misjudged it and shit directly into my own mouth.

Hello Troll. You forgot to be under your bridge.

Ha it’s funny because calling him a girl reduces him. Am I doing it right?

Taint that the truth.

Well, duh. Where there are balls, there’s usually an asshole nearby.

How does someone whose job it is to be on camera not understand how a camera works?

Let me tell you something about the Cleveland Cavaliers: Fuck the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

are you really minimizing a bare hand play by a pitcher who has less than a second to react and make that play? So much hate. Great play. There’s a reason why it’s been on SportsCenter and all over the internet.

He had to reach out for it though, so about a 0.7 Dottie on the scoresheet.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

Hey, Bishop McDevitt H.S.:

Look, y’all don’t have to believe this, but she actually wrote me and thanked me for calling her piece ‘hilarious.’ Everyone processes things differently, and sometimes a humorous tone helps express something difficult.

I find her blasting their music very funny, but you don’t have to.