Then I think you may do yourself some good to speak to a mental health professional. Your mind is scary.
I don’t understand paying someone to lie to you. Paying for sex is one thing, but it seems kind of pathetic to pay for sex while simultaneously trying to deny that is what you're doing.
Galapagos, you asked for a serious, snark-free response, I’ll try to keep it short. In, say, football, the ball will either be run or thrown and while there are many variations within those options, a successful (planned) offensive play must work within those options and the 3-5 players that are eligible to handle the…
I really respect and enjoy your articles, so with no snark, can you explain to me why baseball is interesting? I love sports, but I just don’t think baseball comes anywhere near football or basketball in terms of complexity, intrigue or pace. My impression is that almost every single person I’ve met who loves…
This still doesn’t make baseball interesting.
1979 Revolution: Black Friday is a game conceived by people who might not ever be able to go back to their native…
“ancient Greek sculptures depict men with dreadlocks” gonna stop you right there, buddy. Very few Greek sculptures still exist (as they were made of bronze and subsequently melted down for weapons, or they’re the Elgin marbles), and those that do, definitely do not depict dreadlocks (nor do the Roman copies of…
White guys in dreads surely do look stupid, but there is no excuse for her behavior, none. Especially once she starts assaulting him.
This comment, and many others like it, is a perfect example of the point I’m making. “No,” says the wised-up internet user, “they’re not asking him to take a pay cut; they just want to pay him about half what he’s owed this year. He can earn the rest by playing another year, and working twice as long for the same…
...BECAUSE THAT’S WHY!!! DAMN YOU, CLYDE!
I dnt play them games
I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.
Your daughter sounds rad!
5-1 like my favorite player of all time
My roommates like to a) use up the last of something I bought — mayo, cream cheese, soy sauce — and then b) “replace it” with the shitty low fat/low sodium version.
I’m no fan of Tom Brady, but I don’t have an opinion to put here after that statement.
The nerve of some peephole...