I’ve been a Pats fan from about 9 or 10 years old (so, early-mid 90s), when I started playing Madden and understanding how football actually worked. From the 2001 season on, my fandom has risen and fallen, through championships and scandals, players acquired and lost. I know some meatheaded chud will shit on me for…

Or PFT. Did you know that “Levon” Bell hasn’t shown up yet because he got secretly and incredibly fat during the off-season from the munchies due to smoking all that reefer and he’s a double-agent anyway with a backroom deal to fuck the Steelers so he should spend this season washing cars to know what it’s like to…

As the son of two Pats/Sox fans from Massachusetts, went to college in Massachusetts, lived in Boston for a while in Boston before eventually moving to Pittsburgh, I cannot agree with this take. I have had more pleasant experiences with Steelers fans while wearing Patriots shirts in Pittsburgh than I have had with…

I have to disagree with you vehemently. The person who is walking down the street in a Pats jersey on a Tuesday is not insane. They were just released on bail from a weekend drunk and disorderly charge.

eh, that’s such a hard platform to keep up with. i usually get in there, realize I have no idea what’s going on and then get out.

Me, too.

Thank you for proving every stereotype to be true, you joyless piece of trash.

My husband immigrated to Boston for college from a country with only one sport, and immediately became a Boston Patriots fan. A decade later he got a job in Seattle and adopted the Seahawks as his second team. He is the most insufferable, person alive from August to February. I now understand why so many Patriots…

Occam’s Razor is lost on every single one of these dipshits.

I’ve heard wet Tennys is much happier after losing in the second round so he could attend the Alt-Right End-of-Summer No White Hoods After Labor Day Pool Party over the weekend.

I’d put the over/under at about 70%, and then confidently take the over. 

What percentage of Pittsburgh sports radio call ins begin with “I am not a racist.” 

She is quick with a clap-back. Don’t come for a woman who has made hundreds of millions with her words unless she sends for you.

She will think she’s “one of the good ones” all the way up until they come for her.

Some of them really don’t understand the difference. It’s not logic, it’s emotional association. Thinking is hard work when you’re not good at it.

My mom would’ve whooped my ass if she saw me acting a fool burning my shoes. She’d make me take them out the fire and wear them burnt up as punishment. They’re going to last to the end of the school year, you ain’t getting another pair.

I have nothing against the Jews, personally, but they had best believe their “white card” is printed on some garbage-ass high-acid paper that is just yearning to return to the pulp from whence it came.  The next time they need it and go to reach for it, it could very, very easily be long gone.  

Counterpoint: I just purchased about 2 months ago a pair of new balance running shoes because they were poppin. When I got to work with said shoes, my coworker hipped me to the fact that the CEO had some troubling ties to the current administration in the White House. I did not know that when I purchased them but now…

I wrote NIKE on my hand and stuck it in a blender; checkmate, libruls!

Good, gooood.