If something doesn't bother me, it shouldn't bother anyone! I can eat peanuts, so those snowflakes with "allergies" should just suck it up and be exactly like me!

This RN post was entirely not rude enough and I am furious that you went off-brand to actually connect with people on a personal level instead of dismissing them with a razor sharp one-liner. As a pillar of the Kinja comment section you should really think twice before making such compassionate posts.

Being falsely accused of shoplifting at a restaurant where he is a regular customer is a totally different scenario than getting a summons from a cop because you were actually speeding

“I was wrongly accused at my town’s best pizzeria.”

Fuck them

As a rule, I have a one strikes and you’re out rule when it comes to false accusations of criminal activity by retailers (of course, I’m a Black man... so I have good cause for this zero tolerance attitude)

Regardless of your ethnicity, I think that’s a good general rule.

Your kids will just have to learn to…

When Owens was in the Cosby Show, doing well as an actor, he was also teaching acting to high school students — which he did not have to do — and helping the next generation hone and develop their craft. From what I’ve heard, he has continued to give back to his community as an actor to this day, as a teacher. The man…

Let’s also point out that Trader Joe’s likely has a very flexible schedule, allowing Geoffrey to go on auditions and take acting gigs.

The first advice I gave to my kid when he started in the working world was always look busy. Always have a rag in your hand. I mean, I taught him to actually do the work too, but that’s not what will keep most bosses from climbing up your ass.

I hope that is true. Allegedly.

If Mr. Owens has kids that need braces, that’s reason enough to bag groceries anywhere that offers dental. Respect. 

I was doing some temp menial admin today (data entry, printing and enveloping letters, doing/printing/attaching labels, checking lists against other lists), and let me tell you, it was FANTASTIC. Don’t get me wrong, I think if this was my full time job for the rest of my life without a more fun side gig that would get…

“if you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to clean”

“What’s your major?”

I’ve taken pizza orders for nearly two decades now. I work for a terrific company that gives health bennies for part timers (since the majority of the employees are working while going to school or this is a side job) and has 401K matching and accrued PTO that you can roll over. Between me and my husband we make…

Richard Williams is the greatest coach in the history of Tennis

I remember seeing that years ago! I feel some kind of way when I hear commentators/players who were terrible to them back in the day trying to backtrack now. Richard Williams did what he had to do and I’ve always respected him for that.

Through all of Richard Williams’ “extra curricular” activities, I don’t recall Serena or Venus saying a cross word about him in public. 

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, as a father whose kids play a nearly lily white sport (golf), Mr. Williams is my spirit animal. I want him to go full MJ on Bane venom during his induction into the tennis hall of fame. 

And of course, he outright declined to get involved in USMNT politics—for good or bad—by telling Michael Bradley, “I just want to score goals and go fishing.” Some real DGAF shit right there.

Clint Dempsey was good but Tim Howard is the US Football player who deserves random shout outs.