Notice all the inbreeding among the white folk in the photo. (that “toothless-gum-jawed-deer-in-the-headlights” look)

Is it strange that I am now snow-blind after looking at the title photo?

‘Cause Whitey don’t like Blacky!

Steve Jobs is dead, so... zero. Zero he should make.

The Trump Abominastration

Dear Miami, OH,

Dinosaurs were Jesus’ preferred method of transportation.

Yes I do! 1960's-ish?

Hey! I know of a certain Cheeto-colored fella that loves participating in game shows!

Um... Right!

Of course the cable was “cut”:

YES!

Dwayne, your faith in the intelligence of this comment section is astounding!

BEER

Looks like @ALB123 has been feasting on the Alt-Truth spinach* again:

Yes but the lyrics “private eyes, are watching you, they see your every move” seem to have a whole new meaning under this administration.

Because THIS:

I for one have more respect for the President of the Navy:

Now, I’m not gay, but I would TOTALLY do Kip Winger!

Yes, Mustangs are cursed! My High School friends used to call my 1977 Mustang II “The Voodoo Car” because it would have some kind of “breakdown” (i.e., flat tire, voltage regulator or starter failure, etc.) every time we went out partying.