It HAD to be this orientation video:

Everyone must gather to feed from the can of Alt-Truth spinach!

FTFY:

Wait... This is a tanning booth?

Trumpian?  Bannonesque?

Thank you for that!

...yet

THE FUTURE IS NOW!

Shomer Shabbas!

But what about all the Alt-Truth Spinach they’re feeding us? That’s healthy, right?

Why are people afraid to just call them what they really are: Radicalized Cab Driving Terrorists

FTFY:

^^Bowers & Wilkins P7's! - YES THESE!^^

^^Bowers & Wilkins P7's! - YES THESE!^^

SHIVER ME TIMBERS!

Easy! They’ll just point at the BLM movement and the riots in Ferguson, MO as the reason they hired so many extra police!

“What have you fucking rubes done to my country?”

Yup.