Aye, mate.

I used to grab six or eight copies of a game and gift them before a LAN party. Good job, Steam.

Tell me about it. I have an evil name clone who’s been arrested and charged with kidnapping and rape. But that’s beside the point: there are few job openings and there are hundreds of applicants to every single dead end entry level position.

I’m Canadian, fool.

Naw, man. Min wage hasn’t kept up with inflation. Hell, it hasn’t moved in six years. What happened was The Great Readjustment. The Canadian economy went straight down the shitter. And to make things worse, the public sector jobs get the axe during austerity measures....

Hells, I can’t even get hired for a minimum wage job. Seriously. No criminal record, no arrests, nada - just too few jobs and apparently not enough work experience (which leads to a perverse trap where under-experienced youth will never get a job because they haven’t had a job) - despite having worked full-time jobs…

This is a piss-hot take. Wingnut welfare (like that one bakery) has resulted in huuuuuge windfalls of cash for assholes.

Getting married is a SIN. The Apostle Paul says to abstain from all lusts, especially those of the flesh. Does nobody ready the manual these days?

Back k in my day we only had FreeDink, and we liked it!

Fallout 3 and New Vegas have glitches that help the player, like the infamous self-cripple Usain Bolt glitch.

Roight. And it’s here that I note that without the dozens of fangames that came before, Christian Whitehead would never been permitted to remake Sonic CD and the original Sonic Trilogy (nor, his upcoming Sega-backed game Sonic Mania). I like to think that Game Freak and Nintendo may too one day reach out and bring in…

How do you feel about fanfilms?

What makes a fanfilm acceptable but a game not?

Hehe. The more privacy minded folk run their own little instances of social networks. Think Movim or Elgg. My social network consists of the members of one BBS I frequent.

Drunken Dead or Alive 5 does not a tournament make.

Hmm, how do I explain it.

I play competitive FPSes with a broken controller (spring broke on the left joystick, making it super sensitive and allowing finer movement.... if I hold it steady.). I sympathize with Armada, but I still kick ass even on perfect controllers.

No, the most boring thing is playing 1v1 with items and losing because some goddamn rng powerdown. Brawl was the worst for this. The speed+ and speed— were indistinguishable, ditto with the Mega and Micro mushrooms. Battles were often decided by sheer RNG. RNG is a fickle god.

Already found the next Milo: there’s a group of 13 year olds who hang out in an MMO who swarm and spam seig heils. How edgy.

One reason why Melee is so popular is that it’s frozen. No more changes to the code. No updates, no buffs, no nerfs. It is what it is, and it’s up to each player to learn to maximize their usage of all the techniques. And unlike Smash 4, where a single player or character can dominate, Melee has a number of viable…