He looks like he's about to tell Verne about the deals at Cerritos Auto Square.

It’s baffling to me that TGA didn’t have a pre-sourced list of who is coming up on stage to accept on behalf of each game.

Stupidity

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It’s almost as if the average person should be paid more.

I miss the days when an EA logo actually got me excited, because both the Lord of the Rings beat em ups and the mid-00s Tiger games were absolute bangers. 

About six months ago my farts stopped smelling. Same frequency, no odor. I finally went to the doctor and he told me to rip one. I did, same deal, I couldn’t smell a thing. Doctor said “well, your ass works. What you need is a checkup on your nose.”

Then he went to write down the name of another doctor but discovered…

I think most characters actual start with their classic costume and get the ugly midnight sun ones.   As far as smooching, I heard that was off the table.  Probably a Marvel license thing.  Which sucks because I want Blade and Ghost Rider to make out. 

Red Faction 2, Jack and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy, Star Wars Racer Revenge, Dark Cloud 2

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Even if COVID-19 never existed, if I “woke up vomiting blood” I wouldn’t be doing anything that day other than going to the ER.

Activision’s own reports indicated an increase in profits that quarter due to THPS1+2 and Crash 4, so the obvious thing was to fold the studios responsible for both games into CoD support lackeys

Your personal opinion is not objective

This is exactly how The Sixth Sense and The Crying Game got spoiled for me. Thanks a lot, Monopoly.

any game with unlockables tied to online service should have a built in “auto-unlock” kill switch when the servers are shut down. Also they should just release the software necessary to run your own servers so you can continue to enjoy the game you paid for.

If I can't pull Danhausen out from under the ring like a weapon, what are we even doing?

You have a higher chance of going to Hawaii and getting attacked by Ezra Miller than you do getting attacked by a shark.

I saw a message in Elden Ring the other die that said “snake ahead”, and while I was bracing for a fight, I found a really, really tall ladder.

Let’s not get our hopes up, this is Nomura still. His goal seems to be to quietly sieve out all the Disney and Squeenix stuff and replace it with a vast army of samey shonen good and bad guys from all over a muddled timeline.  He won’t stop until people are like “Didn’t Cloud and Uncle Scrooge used to be in these…