Yeah, well, my dad owns one of the new SNES games that has MOVIES in'em! Do THAT on a Sega!

I try to imagine how she'd look without all that ugly fake candy... close enough.

Reminds me of the fly from Rescue Rangers:

Should have used the term "Ayatollah Rockanrolla" instead

Fuck.

I'd gladly pay $0.99 to punch him in the face.

200 bottle caps for a bag of broccoli, seems reasonable.

Vicious Vampire Velociraptors. Can't you read?

What i see during these gigantic battles:

"And how great it would be if they didn't make consoles anymore."

This isn't related, but I want to wish everyone at Kotaku a Happy Holidays! Take the night off Shane!

A day after Amazon Prime Air launches, I will bet cash money (say... 50p) that someone will either shoot a drone out of the air with a gun, or ensnare it with a big net to get the goods.

First of all, jabroni, who gave you permission to talk?