This is why I love Tracy columns. The signal to noise ratio is pretty good. I had to scroll less than a few posts before someone contributed to or offered some advice on a specific part.
In another life, on an unnamed Wrangler forum, I asked what the default voltage when the ambient air intake temp sensor was missing.…

That excerpt is written in a cadence so similar to Trump’s speech pattern, that I heard his voice in my head when I read it.

I stopped turning my tongue into a fur coat when I broke things off with your mother.

The best of those jokes:

Neutral: Do You Consult Consumer Reports When Buying a Car?

Its the one you eat with the gabbagool.

the trunks are large but the openings are tiny

Stoner Invisible Glass aerosol spray and the blue “Glass” cleaning shop paper towels (Not the blue Shop CLEANING paper towels) that Wal-Mart has in the auto detailing section is my go-to right now. With the paper towel, do not flip it. Once your hand touches a surface it can not touch the window. I go through quite a…

Not Salt Peter?

Tough crowd.  The Pistons have won three NBA championships in the past 30 years and the first two were the iconic Bad Boys and the Red Wings are a premier franchise of the NHL, with 11 Stanley Cups, the most recent just ten years ago. Tigers are rebuilding now but at least they are rebuilding at the right time while…

Looks like the junkyard/property from Making a Murderer.

When I read the words”Heavy Russian Accent” I was really hoping you were somehow going to end up in a strawberry field.

Did she use the word “rocks”?

The trick is to never take any measurements in your home and be like “Well, I don’t know if it’ll fit in that corner of the living room” at every single piece of furniture, and then leave the store with a stuffed shark plushie.

I think this owner is stumbling onto a new genre of Japanese car: the 1980s restored Japanese car. Yeah the mileage is high, but if the owner has gone through this car and given it a proper restoration, the price is probably worth it. Then again, the owner is going to have to show some MAJOR documentation to prove…

I grew up driving around a 959 and I always found it to be a little bit lacking. I chose to pilot my F-40 instead, far better handling and acceleration, far more confident in the twisties. All in all a far more engaging drive.

I did.

Yes, that and clean your trunk (and door) jambs when you wash your car. Shits are dirty as fuck.

10/10 would take a 0% 72 month loan on a heavily discounted mustang gt.