If your first reaction is “Grow up” then you are missing the point. Here is an opportunity for you to step in and reassure the folks who frequent this site that while you are losing two unique voices, you have many more that are committed to continue on the tradition of what made Jalopnik great: unique and irreverent…

How many G/O sites have seen their entire staff go by now? Deadspin and The AV Club were the highly publicized ones, but the turnover since Jimothy Herbguy took over has been staggering. It’s hard to follow where all of my favorite writers have went over the years, but every time I find one I like I wonder how long…

Who are you again?

It’s not just David and Jason leaving man. It’s the broken comments system. It’s the constant listicles. It’s the lack of proof reading, the lazy reprints/links to other outlet’s articles, the ill advised hot takes like the “It’s okay people are robbing trains because they lost their jobs” article from a few weeks…

My grandmother makes this same comment on her sewing blog every time they write about an expensive sewing machine. She swears up and down they should only write about sewing machines she likes! 

Hey just curious, do you post this same thing on all the articles Jalop posts about really expensive cars that guzzle gas and make lots of noise?  Or is it just this one?

Does anyone have addresses for this family? I would like to start a GoFundMe to fund mailing them each a bag of dicks to eat for their criticisms.

I don’t see how this is the county’s fault. It’s pretty basic knowledge that you don’t leave your vehicle in a snowstorm. Sounds like the family is lashing out because they don’t want to recognize their son/brother made a poor choice. Sad stuff for sure 

Engines are not the expensive part of vehicle development, it’s the platforms.

It’s taken me a long time to realise the slideshows are opinions  without any supporting evidence.

It’s not “Burgundy” it’s Merlot, as in “Merlot Brougham”

Not that I disagree with either of those takes (from her tweets) but I’m not sure I want an elected official tweeting things like that.

Not a chance, the steelies “steal” the show! Thats why we ordered an XL and added trailer hitch, rear slider, spray in bedliner, tonneau, and Ford’s Co-Pilot 360, for only $24K. 

Dog update: 1 year-old golden doodle “Chewy” treated for minor injuries, doing well.

Or, or, you can be blessed with a nuclear powered metabolism and be a sub-120lbs male and then body weight exercise become boring as shit...

most bodyweight exercises just do nothing for me. I can do one handed pull ups, lateral prison style pull ups, those “climbing invisible stairs” style pullups, I get bored before…

(And while we’re at it, why do articles aimed at women assume we want to “tighten” our muscles, which is not even a thing? Why can’t they be about getting stronger or building muscle, which is what strength training actually does?)

Part of the problem is that a huge portion judges sitting in courts that hear criminal cases draw from the ranks of prosecutors. Defenders make a much smaller portion of judges because the prosecutor’s office tends to have the necessary political connections to get appointed/elected. 

Another Tesla hit piece from Jalopnik. You wouldn’t even be writing about a car being locked to a Supercharger if it weren’t a Tesla! I haven’t seen a single post on Jalopnik about other cars locked to Tesla Superchargers.

You mean “How much krill in that grille?”