1995-longroof
1995-Longroof
1995-longroof

Jesus christ - how hard is it to understand this? I walk into the locker room and there’s someone’s gym bag and all of their non-workout clothes sitting on the bench - owner is nowhere to be found. Surrounded BY FREE LOCKERS. I mean, what the fuck is wrong with these people?

No way in hell those tires are good for anything close to highway speeds.

Came here to say this. If you’re unable to afford, or unwilling to pay for good tires, that’s the “canary in the coal mine” about the rest of the maintenance on this car. 

Let your kids be kids as long as they want. Life gets real all on its own, and in a big hurry. Just let them mature out of it on their own

I most certainly did. JFC...I is dumb

“Grate taste”??? Did I miss the pun in the story or are the copywrighters just all drunk?

I get it now. It’s such a small difference in phrasing. I dunno. I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt so honestly this would probably sail right over my head. Well, it would have before this thread..

I understand what people mean now. It is a small difference in phrasing, but important. 

Another tactic of the non-apology is to use phrases like “I’m sorry if what I did hurt your feelings.” Or even “I’m sorry you feel that way.” These seem like apologies, but if you read closer, you can see how they aren’t.”

Rory, that was an amazingly well crafted article. Thank you for bringing this to life.

Fellow Jalops - I got you.

Can we get rid of Texas and Florida while we’re at it?

Polestar said it’ll have 30 Spaces by the end of the year in America, which is one per state, if my math and sources check out.

Here. I’ll help everyone out....because I love you

This tip is perfect for people that really do not care what their car looks like. If you DO care, do not ever do this. Even on a perfectly clean car, using something like a slightly rough bath towel will put scratches in the finish.

Wonder if the cluster itself (behind the tinted cover) is modular and that particular module could be used in other builds?

MAKE DROP-IN “CRATE MOTOR” KITS. I’ve been saying this since Tesla was just vaporware. If someone, like Tesla, were to come up with a $10-15k kit that would let me install a dual-motor/battery pack into my 95 caprice wagon - enabling sub 4 second 0-60's on e-power, I’d buy it before lunch today.

Once gearheads are

The paint “appears to pop” because the car is wet. 

“Jesus Christ. Why haven’t (insert race here) died off yet?”
That’s a bad look. Hope your employer never sees your post.

The fact it had an import starter sound dubbed in really pissed me off.