And police! Why do we have so many of them? I mean, we’re all law-abiding folks, right? Well, mostly...

If your truck is a 96, it definitely was made with a catalytic converter and other emissions equipment. A previous owner removed all of it, apparently. Which, in case you care, is a federal offense - even in states that don’t test.

Ooo.. A TPI in the age of the almighty LS? Crack pipe, but it was a very hard click to make. So much “right” with this, but that old boat-anchor of an engine is what kills it.

For what its worth, I think there was a Reddit thread a couplea weeks ago that said this wasn’t lightning, but instead something exploded in the car.

“Caution! Pothole ahead!”

Any father that isn’t at least 50% invested in everything that’s going on at home is failing as a father and a partner. Homework, cooking, cleaning, wiping butts, brushing teeth, teaching stuff... hey dad! That’s part of the gig!

These dudes are totally missing out on some of the killer aspects of being a dad. Everyone…

I will have to fork over $13,150 out of pocket before my health insurance kicks in.

“solidly planted to the ground”

“Cold start issues” on a Subie boxer? Especially one that’s been modded? And with the laundry-list of other peculiarities? Uh, no. Nonononono.

(looks out the window at his stroked 525-ish horse 1995 Caprice wagon) Uh... Does this mean I am cool now? I want to be cool.

EDIT: Nope. Still permagray.

I’m Dan. And ok.

A fool and their money are easily parted.

It would be great if they’d start offering these things as kits to those of us that daily-drive 20+ year old cars with big, thirsty v8's

Why bother having an adult Elizabeth smoke cigarettes? Bleh...

Yeah, but around here, editors don’t.

You’re seriously going to argue that the Republicans weren’t obstructionist dickwads under Obama?

What color are the clouds in your reality?