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When you lose to the Titans, it is never the refs fault. 

Why not demo the place with some novelty varmints sculpted from C4?

There’s the Christian spirit that Clemson’s program is supposedly infused with!

If SUVs are outlawed, then only outlaws will have SUVs.

The Browns are sorely missing wide receiver Rashard Higgins, out four weeks with a knee injury, and had to make do instead with Antonio Callaway,

More evidence that Donald Trump is very bad at making deals.

I’m not surprised. With a lot of experience with high mileage cars, performance loss seems very overrated. Like a lot of automotive myths, if it has any real basis, it probably dates back to when 100k was considered to be an achievement and well past expected EoL.

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

1. John Wilkes Booth

Donald Trump is the President of the United States of America. Think about that for a second.

I feel sorry for men who are too insecure to drive a minivan.

The snake that ate its tail, and then vomited up its own butt.

Willians Astudillo would like a word.

Trump knows plenty of things:

Because the safetymabob that connects to the envirodoodle is the same part on all cars. Everyone knows that, I’ll show you how you can remove yours and get your $3,500 check in the mail, it’s wicked easy.”

That’s load-bearing paint.

“According to Miller, Waldman is from Canada and he met her at summer camp and she has a great face and a smoking hot body and is totally a 11 or even an 12.”

Because they test standard production models. Also, probably a bigger PITA (read: more expensive) to create a special process that circumvents painting/finishing than it costs to just paint them.

Because he would never go near a member of the public who wasn’t a rabid supporter at one of his rallies.