The alum was drunk and fell down some stairs on the back of the house, so probably not many people went back there.

For me, it’s been Lindsey Graham.

And she used the expression “slick with sweat” over and over.

A friend of mine was on Jeopardy last season. She was only on for one game, which she didn’t win, but for a few days afterward, she got death threats and rape threats. It really alarms me that all a woman has to do is be in the public eye for her to be a target.

I think it was some weirdly large number, like 13 kids.

Nancy Lanza being one of those crazies, though she didn’t stay in NH, not that I’d wish her on any state.

Not Center City, Fishtown.

I wish I remembered where I read it so the genius who came up with it could get the credit, but my favorite description of the Trump sons was that they looked like the villain in an ‘80s teen film who the hero has to beat in a ski race to save the rec center.

A fiancée is a woman; a man who is to be married is a fiancé.

I know someone at the office of alumni giving at Penn, and she says that about all he’s given to Penn has been his kids’ tuition, no big donations. It’s telling that there’s nothing named for him there—if he donated, he’d certainly have insisted on naming rights.

She doesn’t have an MBA from Penn, and neither does the Donald. Both of their degrees are from Wharton’s undergraduate division.

Any reason why she speaks Estonian with her son? There doesn’t seem to be any connection to Estonia.

“This song was written by Iggy Azalea, Bebe Rexha, Lauren Christy, Lil Wayne, Louis Harden, Terius Gray, Brandon Salaam-Bailey, Marlon Barrow, Alexander Palmer, Michael Fonseca, Byron Thomas and Ryan Anthony Avilez. That’s 12 people.”

When I bought my house 10 years ago, part of the massive amount of paperwork to sign on closing day had to do with the wall-to-wall carpeting in the bathroom (one of the many poor decorating choices of the previous owners). I think it was basically saying that if I got a mold problem because of it, tough luck.

You rang?

Did you have the crabby Polish grandma? I did. Totally agree about the Polish relatives often being brutally honest. Are we related?

Well, actually the single “Hotel California” was released in 1977, the album in 1976.

My hair was always affected by being secretly biracial. It never grows long, just outward.

I was a preteen then, too, and I definitely remember envying Marcia Brady’s wardrobe, no lie.

Sorry, but I’m having a hard time working past some of the bad punctuation and grammar in this article. There shouldn’t be commas around Primark in “Irish retailer Primark” nor after “hellhole,” and the one preceding “success” should be a semicolon. Also, it’s “with respect to,” not “in respects to.”