19802mai
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19802mai

It’s ironic the way that these rich white guys get into office and never retire, because they stay relatively healthy because of THEIR FREE GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE, ain’t it?

It was a thing of beauty.

Comey’s a lawyer. He was never gonna come out and say the words “this was obstruction of justice.”

Yep. And like others have said, I honestly and sincerely don’t know if there would be anything he could do that would prompt Republicans to impeach. Seriously, anything.

Like a child.

Did you ever really have any doubt?

I’d rather see her plant her foot in his ass, but that would require a meeting.

So a few months ago one of my dogs was attacked and seriously hurt by another dog at the dog park. The owner ran away when she saw that my dog was injured, and when I saw her again, she refused to give me her name because she said her dog only attacks dogs who deserve it, so it was clearly my dog’s fault.

And, with this, those of us with extremely painful chronic conditions will be told to...do yoga? Learn to think our way out of the problem? Just go ahead and kill ourselves because our condition is degenerative and we will never get better and now the thing that slightly takes the edge off has been taken away due to

Oh my goodness, that picture with Billie Lourd.

Make America New York?

The high schoolers better get paid!

You cannot have all the emeralds because I also NEED all the emeralds. This ginger LOVES her green treasures. Can we share the collection?

I want all the emeralds. My engagement ring is emerald with diamonds, and I want emerald earrings for my wedding.

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,

Also, the fact that her defence attorney referred to the woman as ‘the victim’. Bitch, even your lawyer is having a hard time defending you.

I didn’t think it was that rude. If people were doing that shit to me every day, I’d have handled it WAY worse. Like, cutabitch worse.

I can’t imagine the letter he sends to the people who design his oversized suits and hats.

Also, one of my favorite Beavis & Butt-Head moments is when a Nina Hagen video comes on and one of them says, “Is this Toyota Jackson?”