Ellie: You’re double-posting with The Concourse on this one. So I’ll cross-post my thoughts from there: 

Fuck that noise - I love my platinum and they can call it gray all they want.

100% true. Not only is 45 a petulant child who feels compelled to do the exact opposite of whatever anyone tells him (even if it’s advice), but he must have been enraged when a black man was the one to tell him that.

If I were famous, I would be so weirded out to find out that Trump was a fan and tweeted at me. I can only hope that eventually someone will have the same reaction as me and just respond “don’t @ me”.

I’m so glad I’ll never know the joy of watching this show.

As a fellow Canadian, I think their fear of Socialism is greater than their desire to save babies’ lives.

I wish his obvious remorse (he looks like he’s been crying) was for his victim instead of his own predicament.

This is actually a dumb criticism whenever it’s brought up. Asking a legislator to read every part of every bill is like asking a software development team lead to personally review every line of code their team writes. It’s a pointless exercise and fundamentally misunderstands how things work. Legislators should be…

I created a burner just to like your comment.

Well it’s clearly not ‘say yes to the bra.’

No, worries, mademoiselle, the oldest hipster in Brooklyn is on the case.

Looks like they blew the special effects budget on a Snapchat mustache filter.

Orlando Jones is always a treat to see on screen. Definitely a great choice for Mr. Nancy. That scene is just so fucking well done.

Oh, you know he’d be great at it; just look at the size of that skull!

Not shade—more like this:

I don’t even know who that is. A quick google search, and I still don’t know who that is.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

“You had Emily Ratajkowski and Kendall Jenner promoting it,”

I confess, you got me. I’m chuckling like an idiot here.

Its Murdaaaaaaaaaa