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Speaking of memory loss, I’m looking forward to this gem.

Serial lier but what if he was telling the truth. Then ask yourself why a 17 year old who arranged underage boys for rich people sex parties was sitting in first class next to Trump and did he know Jeffrey Epstein?

1. This guy once sued newspapers for defamation because they published that he had been diagnosed with aids but lost because he was the source.

I don’t really know if this is worthy, but I have chronic back pain and arthritis eating my spine. Not pretty, whatever.

oh god i was eating spaghetti I WAS EATING SPAGHETTI

While entering the V-club - mid operation - my urologist declared that my vas deferens was huge. He had to use 2 staples plus the cauterization. Part of me thinks he says that to all the guys as a weird ego boost

Thank goodness for that person uploading to YouTube, I could not have survived knowing that there was new bake-off that I couldn’t watch. I just adore Selasi and Benjamina’s friendship this season, it seriously warms my heart.

Omg the bottles go in the glass and the glasses in the bottle! What will they think of next?!?

Listening to that Access Hollywood video about Donald Trump has made me clench so tight I am confident my uterus isn’t going anywhere.

It is the Trump household! Even the furniture inappropriately touches you!

Why does it look like there is a hand coming out from under the table and is holding onto Barron’s bum?

“We don’t care!” yelled supporters in the crowd

Must be why he’s so into Ivanka, he knows the ones with the wreck of a father are the best lay.

The Economist’s new cover:

This woman did not go to the Post. They went to her, and even though she didn’t want to come forward, in fact she took days thinking about it, she did so. She didn’t want to be attacked by Trump all over again, but she did came forward in order to help support the other women who came forward according to an

holy shit.

Or she can just pretend he’s not there and answer every question on its own merits using her superior knowledge and understanding of the issues. Meanwhile, he’s throwing the kitchen sink at her, and she’s talking about college affordability, climate change, and income inequality. He’d look so small and petty. Like

How? I mean did Khloe molest a whole bunch of powerless men and then run for president on the family values platform?

“Tell me about it!” - Richard Gere