Well, this certainly doesn’t appear to be a needlessly expensive feature that replaces a many-decades old solution that already works.

Sometimes I lick the button just to remind my immune system that I’m running the show and that it’s spending a lot of effort on keeping a total moron alive.

Me: <frantically slapping the crosswalk button>

I sell large portions of my life to capitalists in exchange for fiat currency.

“Why is this guy celebrating that someone got hurt? Especially a police officer?”

you commentors are a bunch of grandpas getting all butthurt over kids riding dirtbikes. fuck your lawn.

These cops are nothing but children with badges and guns

It’s pretty clear he had no idea how to drive it and panicked when he entered traffic.

the world needs a little chaos, if you want peace go live in the boonies. NYC doesn't care about those kids or their neighborhoods so they act like rebels and ride around illegally. I applaud them and their old school american biker gang mentality.

Sad fact is by them taking up the road, i could not give them as wide of a birth as i went around. It didnt matter one wide, 3 wide, I was going around regardless.

When asked for comment, cockroaches responded “Don’t lump us in with those douchebags.”

HA!  I am the current high bidder! Come on little Smart Chassis, be mine...

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

Average FCA buyers.

Man employed by Microsoft doesn’t understand how computers work. Actually sounds about right based on my experience with them.

Fixed it.  I take payments in scotch.  Bugatti champagne is also acceptable.

Looks like something a tiny rapper would drive. Lil Lil Wayne? Fourteen Cent? Lilliputian Cool J? Nicki Minajure? Andre 1200?

If I buy this, am I allowed to sell it within 24 months?

The 4 door just looks awkwardly proportioned. It’s more cab than anything else. Where are the extended cabs and longbed regular cabs?

I think the biggest issue was lack of advertising in the US. I didn’t even know they existed until Doug Demuro made his video, and I’m a Kia fan.