I mean technically when you no longer produce cars, and just focus on trucks and SUVs, you have eliminated new CAR smell.

now that you mention it, it kinda does

No.  Just fucking no.  He is the last person that should have that car.  It should be donated to Volvo to be put on display, or given to someone in Irv’s family so they can continue to drive it.

There’s a niche of SUV and pickup owners who don’t need a bed for hauling rocks and lumber.

What can’t the baja do? depreciate.

Then I guess I’m gonna have to buy a $1200 Craigslist Miata instead.

*slaps forehead* Of course! It has ‘Jet’ right there in the name.

In no time, I had the transmission strapped to the transmission jack, ready to come down to earth.

Sounds like the losing teams are just being whiny bitches.