How about Kaiser Soze Crosby?

One time after school, I threw 9 TD passes in one game. We lost, but baby I was on!

Any time you include the phrase "... because of all the pus" you need to issue a NSFW warning. Because I puked on my keyboard.

Did anyone else find some of those images a little arousing?

My high school coach would've given me $7.50 for that hit. It was sweet!

Question: Is being Ryan Leaf's worse than being Munsoned?

@LloydCarrPoolLane: I know for a fact that people can't see me when I'm digging for gold, or when I taste said gold to make sure it isn't fool's gold.

Maybe they can get Screech to be the defensive coordinator.

I thought the story was gonna end with "... and she left a steaming turd on the examining table."

well duh

Old Nascar proverb:

@Matt_T: Maybe he's special, and he might hurt himself with those sticks. Like when you wear wateer wings at a restauranrt after you order the soup.

Fat, drunk, and sporting a raging hard-on is no way to go through an undie run, son.

@Matt_T: He would have been OK if he said 'no homo' after the joke

He shoulda lead with the Caylee Anthony jokes. That loosens them up for the edgier stuff.

They should go to a neutral site, like baseball has done before in cases of weather freakiness. Maybe Orlando?

@Ben: Tough schedule? How about Rutgers... Fresno, UNC, and then those bastards at Navy. they are so fit and well coached, it's a wonder why they don't win all the time!

Hey Ty, Raidahs need a guy for next year, so, like, if you're not doing anything, knock on Mr. Davis's coffin and we'll set up an interview.

That was AWESOME! I'm gonna go home and put on like 200 pounds so I can be as awesome as that guy!

I was a video slave once. But sales were pretty dissapointing, so they scrapped plans to make a sequal.