Sage Steele makes my pants tight.

Dave Winfield hates birds, too

I don't get what the problem is... Manny Ramirez speaks highly of T.O., and he is a solid judge of character

@The Orange Naranja: I think Kid rock did the same thing in that god-awful rip off of Sweet Home Alabama. He cleverly rhymed 'things' with 'things'

So first it's a black woman, then a latino, and then on his third marriage he graduates to a white woman?

Do the Nats still play a role in all this? Go Nats! Zim and Tex at the corners, just imagine that! Too bad they can't bat those two guys alternately so they each get 20 + at bats per game. And of course, they can use the classic 'invisible guy on second base' rule that has helped kids play shorthanded baseball for…

About 50 Mickey Morandini rookie cards.

I wasn't invited either, and I am pissed. In backyard football against my 7 year old son and his friends, I put up some sick numbers this year. Lead everyone in passing AND rushing stats. And when I was intercepted, I almost always made a bone crushing tackle to prevent a TD.

"We're about as balanced now as any conference in the country," Swofford said.

Frosty the Mother Fucking Snowman is the shit! Maybe the best Christmas special.

@The KB: These predate stainless steel, so you can't get them wet.

That leprechaun is wasted! Look at his eyes. You tellin' me Plax couldn't just kick his ass?

So that guy was walking across the tracks, got hit by a train going 90, and he didn't go down? Is he some sort of millionaire cowboy astronaut or something? Tom...

Davis and Blanchard are gonna give Navy hell this weekend!

@Matt_T: That Achtung Baby really kicks ass!

So let's say some anonymous 40 year old guy has spent a lot of his free time in life abandoning his demon souls... how many souls we talking about? Do I, or should I say, does HE, need to think about an exorcism or something? Is this an issue like a poltergeist?

Where have you gone Wes Unseld, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Snap into a prune danish!

@redsoxchick: I had to doublecheck... Since the end of the season, I totally thought the Yanks were caught by the Jays and ended up in 4th!

Hall of Fame? I don't think so. Not with Jack Morris and Bert "Be Home" Blyleven still waiting in the wings. And what about Gil Hodges man? Get that fucking guy in the Hall already, before I have to hear Mussina's boring speech.