How does a gopher get a medical license? Unless hes just a nurse practitioner, in which case, I'll wait for the REAL doctor, thank you very much, varmint.

I thought that story read "the odds were stacked against Loewen the Hitler" and I thought, 'That's an awfully harsh way to describe the young man, Mr. Holtz.'

She shoulda just written "Don't Tread On Me" on her ample ample ass. Thats's something everyone can get behind.

Coincidentally, that's a good example of a typical math problem a hoopster at U of A would encounter in their classes:

I guess Nomar was not in the running. No-Mah!

@Weed Against Speed: I woulda gone with "hemmed and hawed"

Finally someone with the guts to admit it... dressing up is fun at any age!

Is Kellen from some south Pacific island? Possibly Samoa?

@7-8 Deville: Dang, all the guy did was try to salvage his parlay. Give a guy a break.

Meet Archibald Bunker III. But keep in mind, he doesn't really understand that what he's doing is wrong.

Where have you gone Ryan Leaf? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Woooo-ooo-ooo.

It must be hard always trying to live up to the standards set by yer big brother.. Oh, the shadow you've created Michael! Please allow young, impressionable Marcus the chance to spread his wings and fly.

jesus. that video alone should be enough evidence to have zach randolph arrested for fraud

So I should just go wait by the mailbox, or what?

Sure hope the Raidahs don't make a big move and end up in teh Bowl. I have big plans for that day already. We're going to go to Home Depot... maybe buy some wallpaper, maybe some flooring. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, but I don't know if we'll have enough time.

Would you ever consider dating a guy who had elephantitis of the testicles? I mean if he had a nice personality and a cool car...

It's more like "Manny Ramirez was was spotted lumbering awkwardly from the scene"

They should also ban Lebron James jerseys. And anyone who buys baseball cards (or any sport) that has a tiny piece of some dude's "game used" jersey in it. Ban that shit too.

That must be one of those videos produced by ILM, 'cause that dude looks white!

Mr. Hao? Najeh Davenport is on line one. Something about 'stepping it up?'