Is it OK for guys to get a Rayhawk down there? I think it would look kinda cool, maybe even do a feng shui thing for my junk. You know, make it look looooooonger than it really is.

I love it when schools like Wake show support for football. Let 'em wear black!

I love Sarah. She's so annoying, yet she gives me a stiffy.

Seeing his dork hat made me recall how on the radio recently, I heard the DJs refer to the Izod Center (formerly Byrne Arena, then Continental Arena) as "The 'Zod". No F-ing way will I ever call it that. However, I am still one of the people who calls the PNC Bank Arts Center the Garden State Arts Center.It's only…

The very notion that you are auctioning or selling loyalty is contrary to the very definition of loyalty, therefore it is worthless! Stupid fucking Cubs fans!

I feel bad for the kids on the the schoolyard today. 'Retard' was such an effective, yet simple, cut down. And there were few suitable replies. And now it's all gone... all gone.

What's the value of the franchise? They should make the fine that amount, plus ten bucks. Then he'll have to sell!

Damn it! Balkman was one of the few bright spots on the Knicks these past few years. He wasn't flashy, but he played solid D, dove for loseballs, all the little things. Now who the hell am I supposed to tell my kids to watch? Why am I a Knicks fan?!?!?

Cleaning products? Energy drinks? Makes the whole 'Pele endorses wax paper' joke seem a little too close to reality.

Bring a snorkle, bitch!

I am surprised that coaches let their kids get away with crap like cussing in line, or punching the opponents hands in line. If one of my players pulled that BS, I'd bench them for a game.

Those Coleco's will rust up on you like that!

I used to say there was no jinx, it was all a bunch of made up BS. Then those errors by DeRosa and Lee made me grab some garlic and a crucifix and I satrted to promise the man upstairs that I would never ever cheer for that evil cursed team.

If they REALLY loved the Brewers, they woulda named it Sveum Molitor Yount O'Connor

Kevin Greene would take that ring and shove it up your ass while he yells at you that their defense stuffed your running game! Pipe down you fucking Hulkamaniac!

Mickey's Big Mouth! Oh, the yakking I endured throwing them down... good times... good times...

The Brewers in the playoffs? I guess I'll have to go back to wearing my hair feathered back. Although, it never did look quite right...

We Play Physical, We Win!

Greg Oden admitted to using Geritol

They should also be the cy young award winners. Yes, Brad Lidge!