In addition to the Cheifs, I think Joe Montana played QB for one of the teams in California... maybe the L.A. Rams? I'm pretty sure he was part of a deadly QB/WR combination with Flipper Anderson.

Rick Rhoden is a former baseball? I did not know that.

Lions fans (fan?)... just get a number 20 jersey and leave the name off. It covers Barney, Sims and Sanders. Done and done.

How'd Lane Kiffin rank on this list?

Man, how great would that be to go to Italy and just start ballin' all over the place! Think the actress who played Apollonia in "the Godfather" is still single?

C'mon you gay guys, try exercising for once!. I am sick and tired of the stereotypical fat lazy slob gay guy.

I remember that guy. Didn't he play with Walton on that great Blazer team in the 70s?

Can Eagle fans still beat up that annoying guy in the Cowboy outfit? And what about spikes on your black shoulderpads?

I guess you never know how you'd react to certain situations until you are face to face with a guy's cock being manipulated. Would you say "Um, Charles, could you stop jerking off right in my face?" or something more forceful like "Hey, go beat your meat somewhere else!" or would you go to the coach and tattle? I just…

Lance Berkman... what a pussy. The first name shoulda been a clue. Lance. Ha!

Let's send a message to the legislators in Columbus! There's a new sheriff in town! And his name is Maurice Clarett!

Al: Jim, ya gotta come outta retirement!

I have a bunch of Christian Okoye rookie cards. Of course, I paid a little bit of a premium for them, it was after his first great season. But I figure they'll probably increase in value at a rate similar to the Jerry Rice rookie cards.

Bear Grylls ate the turtle

What about Garbage Pail Kids? How's that market doing?

Mark my words... We will not miss the early bird special at Country Kitchen Buffet!