NABO? Man, how I long for the simpler times when there was only three governing bodies in boxing, and sometimes you got the feeling there was one champ.

Alls I knows is Debbie's body is bangin'! Now where can I get some of these 'roids for my own missus?

Cal is a lot like John Lennon. "All Cal is saying... is give peace a chance!"

What if the Pats go back to their old logo, the gay guy hiking the ball to no one in particular

C'mon, we all make mistakes. That's why pencils got erasers.

It must be offensive if you can't even hear what he's saying and he still gets beeped. Now that is some swearing!

(making bong hit noises)

I SOOOOO want to see Jenn and Erin makeout at the grocery store. Oh look, roast beef is on special.

I gotta get that and put it on the shelf next to my Oakland Raiders Super Bowl XXXVII Champions DVD.

Michael Jackson thinks Tim Tebow is a pussy. That kid is barely 3 feet off the ground.

Hello, phone sex? Yes, I would like you to put your pinky in my ass.

That's the sort of dedication that goes over big at Appalachian State University

I had a football coach who told us "If you have to pee during a game, just go. It'll look like sweat." Yes, thanks coach. A big yellow sweat stain in my crotch area

Meanwhile, the only celeb fan of the D-Rays, or "Rays" as they like to go by now, is that fat-ass doofus Peter King.

Marv Albert says "Yes!"

Cool! I can finally say "I love sucking cock" as long as I add "No homo"

All the prettiest trannies are going the extra mile to get ready for what could soon be a wild night. Tuck those things up nice and tight gals! Or does A Rod like to see a little bulge in his date's dress? I dunno...

Bonnie Bernstein came under sniper fire one time...

The Knights who say Ni choose "It"

Bring on the Sharpton / Imus deathmatch. A real deathmatch. No opening the cage til one of them is lifeless. And then, for good measure, let's eat the winner.