Damn Skullet! You scary!

Damn it Dog... you ate all the gabba gool!

girl pretty!

Hey McCord, when you're doin' the news, and you get to that PacMan guy, I'm gonna riff on how black guys are always getting in trouble with the law.

Just make sure you don't call him Joey!

As a budget tightening byproduct, the Beckhams had to lay of their fluffer... hence the less than enthusiastic performance of his junk.

Goons. Hired goons.

Black guy is totally jogging. Busted!

The ancient Celtics... the starting five averaged 32 years of age

Rog may be a douche, but GODDAMN! Debbuie looks pretty good in that bikini!

It's pretty apparent he's going to spend his weekend pursuing his true love... draining a keg by himself while gobbling up all the vicodens in the midwest

That tall shirtless black fellow is trying to steal from that inncoent white woman while she's trying to enjoy a gin & tonic! Where are the police?!

Madams et Messieurs... votre Guillaumes de Toronto!

Al Davis' greatest mistake is not dying 10 years ago. Instead, he is killing the team. What an asshole.

I'll bet the Iraqui team is really glad that Uday and Qusay Hussein aren't around anymore. As if there's not enough pressure just playing in the Arab Cup, which is every boy's dream... But if you lost back then, those Hussein boys would have your family killed in horrific ways. Now they can concentrate on putting the…

An insider told me he's getting gender reassignment surgery and joining the LPGA. You loved Tiger... now get ready to root for 'The Tigress!'

Celtic Pride summer up in two words: Bah stun

Get Sparky warmed up, we may need him

dude, wipe that shit off your face, there's cameras all around!

All this means is that the Raiders are getting this current streak of bad mojo out of the way. I mean, everyone is entitled to some... So from here on out it's gonna be smooth sailing! The Silver & Black are back, baby!