With those indoor fireworks, the place will be as smoky as the old Garden when Robert Parrish was 'chilling' after the games

I remember when Arizona was good, then bad, then good again. Seemed like they were either in the final four, or losing to teams like Santa Clara in round one.

That's how it starts... she plays in Russia a while and the next thing you know she comes back wanting to shoot a Kennedy.

Yes and yes. Actually, just put me down for a 'Yes' on future female pictures unless I say otherwise. Old? No problem. Paris Hilton? In a heartbeat. Female with a pulse? I am there!

"Hey lady, I don't come down to where you work and slap the cock out of your mouth!"

I love fattening foods as much as anyone. Probably more than most. But a bacon cheeseburger on a krispy kreme? and a hot dog in twinkie? Time to put away the bong, you crazy fucking Grizzlies.

As annoying as she is, I would hit it, and hit it again. And again and again and again. The only thing she could do to deflate me is that annoying "I wanna be a rapper" bullshit. Just get naked and shut the hell up!

Jesus, Cris Carter's numbers made me do a double take...

I would say Taylor's a HoFer. As the radio guys were listing the potential class of 2013... Strahan, Ogden, Larry Allen, Favre, and others... they were saying Sapp, another possible inductee on '13, was the best DT of the era. Can that be? I don't remember Warren Sapp as a really dominant player, although DTs in the…

Can we make requests? I'd like to see him do more Berman stuff, but can he also do the Casey Kasam thing where he wants to see his pictures, then complains about another god damn dead dog dedication after a peppy tune.

Them Lakers need to get 'Shooter' Flatch to coach. He knows the game better than anyone. He can teach that young whipper snapper a thing or two about cagers.

Can we get a Kige/Ray deathmatch going on? Not that the winner would be my pick, I would just like to see them try to kill one another.

It's so easy to get people to cheer.

Poor girl, he probably promised her the moon and the stars, and now look how he treats her!

So there's this group of burglars, yet he has time to unscrew a bedpost and start swinging? Is this an episode of Dolemite?

More beloved... Bill Hall or Stan Ross?

Where's Paul Crewe when you need him?

Is he Rita Rudner funny?

Reminds me of a young Joe Charboneau

Jose Lima's wife likes to put the World Series trophy between her ample ample breasts and just go about her daily routine. You know, do some shopping, pick up the kids at school.