OH MAN I have never seen this I’m cackling. A white supremacist crying about being called a white supremacist. Classic.

I can’t imagine Melania has any intention of fulfilling the duties— or even an idea what they are — of being First Lady.

And I don’t want any of you horrible people spreading those terrible rumors that Trump is keeping Melania in NYC so he can have Ivanka serve as First Lady. Shame on all of you for even thinking such a horrible thing!

“...Melania is extremely close to Baron,” the source told the Post, “and they have become closer during the campaign...”

On Friday, Tequila tweeted photos of herself at a private, alt-right D.C. dinner

Remember when religious extremists were giving J. K. Rowling thousands of dollars to buy Harry Potter books to burn? I’m glad they haven’t learned a thing and are doing it again with coffee. Are they going to buy and deface Planned Parenthood tee shirts to “make a statement” about abortion next? I hope so, Planned…

Plus he has a history of sending vitriolic, racist screeds to the Miami Herald and an interesting criminal record. He claims he’s mentally ill and forgot his meds that day.

I’m at a loss for words. I honestly cannot comprehend how a living, breathing human being could think they’re boycotting a company by buying their products.

I figure they’ll all be ordering Pumpkin Spice Lattes, in honour of their illustrious Leader the Great Pumpkin.

Dear Trump supporters - please boycott my vacation fund next.

One could draw the conclusion that those who vote Republican aren’t the sharpest pencils in the pack, are they?

I wish I could remember who said it here and if you recognized this quote, please chime in.

Found her!

I loved him in Jamiroquai.

I am so sorry.

I’ve had my colon removed. The frequency does go down eventually but it helps to eat a lot of bananas, mashed potatoes (basically baby food), etc.

You’ll find that really odd spatula you still don’t know how it got into your possession, that old manual can opener (the one that hurts every time you squeeze) those empty glass jars that once held sauce and that you kept “because that’s what grandma did and she was raised in the depression” and a gaggle of…

You obviously don’t have pets. In my house, that cheese would be gone before I returned to the kitchen with the broom.

“If your small intestine hasn’t absorbed most of the water from your stool, your rectum cannot finish the job.”

Split pea soup is the worst thing to spill in a kitchen. I once dropped a giant, full-to-the-brim bowl of it on my kitchen floor and that fucking thing exploded like you would not believe. It’s been more than five years now and every once in a while I’ll still see some mystery stain somewhere that makes no sense to be…